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Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 19:57
by Tribble
Granted - but the exchange rate goes through the roof and you cannot afford to upgrade anymore.
I wish I could sleep for a week.
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 20:15
by Koko_Lion
Granted but prince charming arrives a few days to early
Wish for a home
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 20:18
by Stuart
Granted, but a raging fire soon destroys everything you own.
Wish I could take back some time in the last 48 hours.
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 20:20
by Monty
granted but the time you take back is read-only
Wish I hadn't missed an opportunity
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 20:23
by Stuart
Monty wrote:granted but the time you take back is read-only
Very creative spoil there!
Granted, but from now on you will miss every opportunity you ever have again.
Edit: Oops, I forgot ...
Wish my Internet connection was about 30 times faster.
Posted: 30 Jul 2008, 20:27
by Monty
schase wrote:Monty wrote:granted but the time you take back is read-only
Very creative spoil there!
Granted, but from now on you will miss every opportunity you ever have again.
I'm already doing that
Granted, but you can only access a ghey pr0n server
Wish I had great knowledge
Posted: 31 Jul 2008, 06:18
by Tribble
Granted. You become a Yogi / Guru and have to sit on the top of a mountain so that people can come and ask you questions after they have traveled long and far
I wish today had 12 more working hours.
Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 17:56
by Scorp1on
Tribble wrote:Granted. You become a Yogi / Guru and have to sit on the top of a mountain so that people can come and ask you questions after they have traveled long and far
I wish today had 12 more working hours.
Granted, but you fall into a continous loop wherby you never leave work again......EVER.......EVER !!!
I wish that work was not so boring
Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 20:24
by Monty
granted - you get flooded with lots of urgent stuff
I wish petrol was very cheap
Posted: 06 Aug 2008, 08:22
by DJT
Granted, only because the government bans the use of petrol and makes us all drive Flower-Power cars instead (Pushing daises)
I wish I didn't have to clean my car this weekend
Posted: 06 Aug 2008, 18:22
by Tribble
Granted - but then you meet a sexy blonde that asks for a lift and your car is filthy
I wish I had someone to help me with the work.
Posted: 06 Aug 2008, 18:27
by Monty
granted, but the person who gets assigned to help ypu doesnt know wtf is happening
I wish I could read social situations involving myself better
Posted: 06 Aug 2008, 18:32
by Tribble
Granted but then your greatest fears are realised - you are perfectly normal.
I wish I had not drunk so much.
Posted: 07 Aug 2008, 22:38
by Koko_Lion
Granted - All liquids are replaced with salty donuts
I wish for perfect weather for the Didima Challenge
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 06:08
by Tribble
Granted - you get the perfect weather but everyone goes to the beach instead and you have no competitors.
I wish today was Saturday
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 09:37
by Monty
Granted - but you're forced to work
I wish there was no pain in the world
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 17:44
by Tribble
Lol nothing new there - going to Edenvale to update some legal systems
Granted - but for that to happen we would have to be devoid of nerves and feelings. We become a very bored people.
I wish that I was going to a party tonight
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 17:48
by Monty
granted - but you're forced to manage it
I wish I was 3' taller
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 17:51
by Tribble
Agreed - but then you become a target for the birds. They all try and perch on your head.
I wish for a chocolate.
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 17:55
by doo_much
Granted - One of the all new mucus flavored slabs coming up!
I wish I had uncapped, fast internet.
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 17:58
by Tribble
Oh you are evil!
Granted - but it is provided by Helkom and never actually works.
I wish for a new cell phone
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 18:00
by doo_much
Granted - You have a phone in your cell!
I wish I owned Telkom!
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 18:02
by Monty
granted - but the government disbands it seconds after it becomes yours
I wish I could fly
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 18:07
by doo_much
Granted - you just suck at landing. (don't we all
)
I wish I could have another beer without going to the fridge myself!
Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 18:07
by Tribble
Granted - but you are terribly afraid of heights to keep your feet planted firmly on Terra Firma.
Granted to Doo much - but it is warm cause it is not in the fridge.
Granted to Doo much -
I want to be very very rich