Jokes! - come have a laugh

[KALSTER]

To be honest, I thought the word had something to do with grilling and thought it would fit your red hair. Google said I was mistaken.

Anyway, just the kind of stuff my brain farts out at 2AM. They don't necessarily make sense.

[Stuart]

To be honest, I thought the word had something to do with grilling and thought it would fit your red hair. Google said I was mistaken.

Anyway, just the kind of stuff my brain farts out at 2AM. They don't necessarily make sense.

I like it. I must find an image of a skewered mouse for my avatar.

[CapNemo]

ADD me never

We can use Koko's one for you if you want STD

[KALSTER]

My favourites are Ja-min-boo, Ron-to-Kay and StarEunux.

[THE_STIG]

ROFL. why have I only seen this now, it is just too funny

[doo_much]

Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes to being a virgin) has been on TV, there's been a 97% drop in suicide bombings globally.

Apparently many terrorists were unaware what a virgin actually looked like.

[KALSTER]

[ADT]

excellent doo

[THE_STIG]

ROFL

[ADT]

Two thieves broke into a bank in the middle of the night and opened a
safe.

There is only some yoghurt, but no money. They tasted the yoghurt. It's
tainted.





The men opened the next safe. There is some yoghurt too; it tastes
much better but again - no money. The thieves took on another safe.
And there's yoghurt again.



"John, why don't you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!" says
one to the other, and he sits down to eat the yoghurt which tastes really
fresh and nutritious this time.



A couple of minutes later there comes John. "It is definitely a bank!"



"What exactly did the sign say?" "The Sperm Bank of Ohio"

[Hman]

lol

[KatrynKat]

ewwww....

[THE_STIG]

lols

[CapNemo]

[RiaX]

A girl goes home with a body builder to get naughty. The man takes of his shirt and the girl says "wow that's impressive", the man replies "yeah baby thats a hundred pounds of dynamite. He takes of his pants and girl is none the less impressed by his build and the man says again "yeah baby that's another 100 pounds of dynamite"

He proceeds to remove his underwear and the girl suddendly dashes out and runs away, he quickly redressed and chases after her. He catches her and asks "baby why are running away?" to which the girl responds "I thought it wasn't safe to be by all that dynamite with such a short fuse"

[Monty]

A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman.”

“What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man.

Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You don’t understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love… At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love.” He breaks down, no longer able to speak.

The young man puts his arm around him. “I don’t understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?”

The senile old man answers, again through his tears, “I forgot where I live.”

[RiaX]

Epic rofl so epic that I will put a lol post

[Stuart]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?

Spoiler (show)

Bison.

[RiaX]

ROFL @ stuart's joke epic ... anyways:

A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to the other building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the young man replied. "Let's see what you've got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, "All right. Get in."

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[StarPhoenix]

I hear that East London wishes to establish itself as a technology hub...

[ADT]

Types of salaries


WHICH ONE IS YOURS


1. ONION SALARY
· YOU GRAB IT,YOU OPEN IT , YOU CRY


2. STORM SALARY
· YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING OR GOING


3. MENSTRUAL SALARY
· IT COMES ONCE A MONTH AND LASTS ONLY 3 DAYS


4. MAGIC SALARY
· YOU TOUCH IT AND IT DISAPPEARS

[doo_much]

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones,

They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'

[Tribble]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Spicy-McHaggis]

[Anakha56]

South Africa won two more gold medals!!! Security stopped them at the gate.