Scientific proof: Girls are evil

PHR33K · Post by **PHR33K** » 25 May 2007, 17:03

edit: I misread. haha

D3PART3D · Post by **D3PART3D** » 25 May 2007, 17:04

I'm not dissing him. I was being serious.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 May 2007, 17:07

Hee hee I think it is sweet too - but a good sweet. Yours a good sweet?

D3PART3D · Post by **D3PART3D** » 25 May 2007, 17:09

Yes. The only time I'll forgive a guy for being a sissy is when there's a girl involved

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 25 May 2007, 17:12

Awww sweet. I like that.

/going out for a while. Have a good weekend if you don't hang out here

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Post by **neon_chameleon** » 25 May 2007, 21:44

Never date a girl ninja, if you forget your anniversary they will kill you... literally.

At least they don't take forever to decide what to wear, they only have black outfits. But they need a handbag to match their shurkens. Chrome is not an easy colour for a handbag to find, my friend. Assuming Chrome is a colour. ROYGBIV.... err... must be in there somewhere.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 26 May 2007, 07:44

At least there aren't many of them around. Guys might behave better if there were.

Skidd · Post by **Skidd** » 30 Jun 2007, 15:26

Dont joke about things like that, I actually know girl ninja's

and they like 3 kyu's ahead of me and they wont hesitate to kick my bottom!

Mikdog · Post by **Mikdog** » 30 Jun 2007, 17:30

I've had good experiences with girls.

They like to THINK they're being evil, but you just let them think that and they'll do their thing. See, you gotta be clever about it.

Post by **KillerByte** » 30 Jun 2007, 18:03

never get into drinking games with girls. its a deadly game and usually you find out things that you could only dream of.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 30 Jun 2007, 19:18

@KillerByte - get the feeling you have been there before?

Road_Kill · Post by **Road_Kill** » 30 Jun 2007, 20:03

I don't trust girls when they drunk. They want to do things that they shouldn't, and it's hard to resist when you also drunk.

Tribble · Post by **Tribble** » 30 Jun 2007, 22:17

That is what alcohol does - it lowers your resistance and your morals. Lets you give in to desires that you normally would deny you have. I learnt this very early and have had to control my consumption - at least I had good friends that never let me make any stupid mistakes. Who knows what would have happened if they had not been around. But I was safe.

If a guy keeps buying a girl drinks, he is responsible for what happens. If the girl drinks the drinks he buys, she too is responsible for what happens.