Spoil a wish game

Post by **KillerByte** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:18

i wish i had a graphics card that compromised of quantum particles that are updated by a software updated and then rearrange themselves into the most effficent layout thereby being able to automatically become as fast and efficent as the latest graphics crad.

lmm · Post by **lmm** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:19

V10lat0r wrote: I wish that any girl i wanted wuld be my g/f

wish granted but they are all horrible too you!

i wish for numbers

skunkymunky · Post by **skunkymunky** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:20

wish granted but they all got aids

i wish for nothing

Post by **KillerByte** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:20

wish granted but the entire human race dies out and you are left all alone

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:20

lmm wrote: i wish for imortality

Wish granted, but after being over a hundred years old, u get over it and commit suicide ( Not a kiff way to die )

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:22

KillerByte wrote:i wish i had a graphics card that compromised of quantum particles that are updated by a software updated and then rearrange themselves into the most effficent layout thereby being able to automatically become as fast and efficent as the latest graphics crad.

WISH GRANTED, I also get 1

Post by **KillerByte** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:26

and you have a power surge and all the particles arrange them selves into a configuration reminisent of a Geforce 2.

but thanx to by UPS, I play Unreal Tournament 2010 all night.

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:29

V10lat0r · Post by **V10lat0r** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:33

I wish for a power surge to smash the living atoms out of Killerbytes 'Graphics card'

Post by **Y0da** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:14

Granted but the power surge messes with a nuke on route to the US and it falls on your house.

I wish I could travel through time.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:25

Granted, but you travel so far into the future where the earth has been obliterated and you die in space.

Post by **Y0da** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:28

Make a wish.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:29

I wish every wish I make comes true!

Post by **maxxis** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:35

Granted. Too bad the exact opposite of what you wish for happens to your wife.

I wish for a red hot blonde to walk into the office and to come sit on my lap.

Post by **Y0da** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:36

Granted but your subconcious wish to be loved by every woman on earth comes true and you die of exhaustion and shock.

I wish I was immortal.

Edit: Oops, this was for OnlyOne.

Post by **Y0da** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:39

maxxis wrote:Granted. Too bad the exact opposite of what you wish for happens to your wife.

I wish for a red hot blonde to walk into the office and to come sit on my lap.

Granted, but she happens to weigh 400 pounds and subsequently crushes your pelvis.

My wish still stands.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:40

maxxis wrote:Granted. Too bad the exact opposite of what you wish for happens to your wife.

I wish for a red hot blonde to walk into the office and to come sit on my lap.

Good thing I don't have a wife then

Granted but the blonde is literally hot - as in on fire. She sits on your lap and you both burn to a crispy death.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:50

I wish I was immortal

Granted but you live eternally with terrible diseases and horrible injuries, no arms, no legs, blindness, deafness, etc.

I wish for world peace

Post by **maxxis** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:54

Granted. The world is at peace. You get killed by a raging elephant.

I wish for lunch.

PaperCut · Post by **PaperCut** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:56

maxxis wrote:Granted. The world is at peace. You get killed by a raging elephant.

I wish for lunch.

Granted. You get your lunch, you can chew but you can't swallow.

I wish for cleaner air

Post by **maxxis** » 06 Jul 2006, 13:59

Granted. You get cleaner air but the water turn into oil.

I wish the monkey that made the choice on the fuel tax gets erection problems.

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:02

Wish granted but then there'll be no more fuel tax monkeys to repopulate the earth and then there would be an overflux supply of banana's in the world and result in all Fruit Sellers to go bankrupt overnight.

I wish for more wishes, a 1000 thousand more.

Disclaimer clause : Each wish can be made at anytime, with no expiry date on any wish where each wish can be of any or a different wish. Also any wish can be reversable and supports the "Human Life Undo 2.1 function" of 2031. The wishes need not have to be legal and no "face-the-music" negative consequences can result from these wishes.

skunkymunky · Post by **skunkymunky** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:04

granted but it has to be the same wish

I wish i cud sing

Post by **Ron2K** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:08

skunkymunky wrote:I wish i cud sing

Granted. You end up being sued by your neighbours for breaking their windows with your voice.

I with I could get stuff to compile on my Linux installation.

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:08

Wish granted, but you can never speak, whisper or shout again, you can only sing.

I wish for eternal happiness