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ADT · Post by **ADT** » 26 Jul 2012, 17:03

Hman wrote:F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

ROFL, die pc sal nie sulke spam kan hanteer nie, en bang ek breek my SAP

ADT · Post by **ADT** » 26 Jul 2012, 17:10

Sien hyt gekom, sal maar bydi huis gaan koeke loer Hman, ons annoying admin dame is weer hier

Kennyisalive · Post by **Kennyisalive** » 26 Jul 2012, 18:34

is F5 nou die code vir FAP?

Hman · Post by **Hman** » 26 Jul 2012, 19:01

Druk bietjie F5 dan kyk jy wat maak jou browser.

Kennyisalive · Post by **Kennyisalive** » 26 Jul 2012, 19:19

ek druk sommer F6

Hman · Post by **Hman** » 27 Jul 2012, 07:19

Kennyisalive · Post by **Kennyisalive** » 27 Jul 2012, 07:36

More Hman!

Mori · Post by **Mori** » 27 Jul 2012, 07:39

Hman · Post by **Hman** » 27 Jul 2012, 07:42

Ek's bly dis Vrydag

Spicy-McHaggis · Post by **Spicy-McHaggis** » 27 Jul 2012, 07:44

More mense!

Mori · Post by **Mori** » 27 Jul 2012, 07:44

Hman wrote:Ek's bly dis Vrydag

R50 vir jou met die komplimente van ons absesbank spaarplan !

Hman · Post by **Hman** » 27 Jul 2012, 07:55

Dankie dankie. Ek sal daai R50 baie mooi spandeer..

ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO

I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I! should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!

SIX

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer.......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'
Life is tough.

doo_much · Post by **doo_much** » 27 Jul 2012, 07:59

Hman wrote:Ek's bly dis Vrydag

Dis die goeie nuus.

Die slegte nuus is dat die 'n droom is, en jy gaan nou enige oomblik met 'n skok wakker word!
Terloops - dis Maandag...

Bladerunner · Post by **Bladerunner** » 27 Jul 2012, 08:01

More.

Hman · Post by **Hman** » 27 Jul 2012, 08:04

Nee doo, oor 3 slapies is dit Maandag.

Kennyisalive · Post by **Kennyisalive** » 27 Jul 2012, 08:25

Hman wrote:Nee doo, oor 3 slapies is dit Maandag.

Dankie dat jy nou one ALMAL se vrydag befonkfaai het

Bladerunner · Post by **Bladerunner** » 27 Jul 2012, 08:26

Hman wrote:Nee doo, oor 3 slapies is dit Maandag.

Dis wat die reptielmense wil he jy moet dink.

Hman · Post by **Hman** » 27 Jul 2012, 08:32

Plesier

doo_much · Post by **doo_much** » 27 Jul 2012, 08:38

Bladerunner wrote:
Hman wrote:Nee doo, oor 3 slapies is dit Maandag.
Dis wat die reptielmense wil he jy moet dink.

+1

ADT · Post by **ADT** » 27 Jul 2012, 08:56

ADT · Post by **ADT** » 27 Jul 2012, 09:00

Hman wrote:Nee doo, oor 3 slapies is dit Maandag.

ja nee skroef jou

Kennyisalive · Post by **Kennyisalive** » 27 Jul 2012, 09:17

more ADT..

jy moes kom BF speel gister aand!

ADT · Post by **ADT** » 27 Jul 2012, 09:23

Kennyisalive wrote:more ADT..

jy moes kom BF speel gister aand!

jy geown?

het a bitjie pool gaan skiet, ons kan oor die naweek mkay

Kennyisalive · Post by **Kennyisalive** » 27 Jul 2012, 09:32

ek het so bietjie gesuffer aan lag gister aand.. maar ja dit was heerlik een van my ou BF pelle het kom saam jol..

Kennyisalive · Post by **Kennyisalive** » 27 Jul 2012, 09:32

maar die lag was agv ek wat nie utorrent toe maak voor ek speel nie

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