The Phoenix's Garters

[Stuart]

*wonders when the blocked drains will be attended to*

[Prime]

*wonders when the blocked drains will be attended to*

You want your drain unblocked?

Tribble has enema bags in the dungeon

[CapNemo]

*Thinks the mouse has a point the plumber is wasting his time with all sorts of other projects but neglects the pipes*

[Stuart]

*wonders when the blocked drains will be attended to*

You want your drain unblocked?

Tribble has enema bags in the dungeon

You failed that plumber's final exam, didn't you? Your parents must be crushed.

You probably won't make much of a living as a plumber if you keep giving people enemas when they call about blocked drains.

[Prime]

*wonders when the blocked drains will be attended to*

You want your drain unblocked?

Tribble has enema bags in the dungeon

You failed that plumber's final exam, didn't you? Your parents must be crushed.

You probably won't make much of a living as a plumber if you keep giving people enemas when they call about blocked drains.

Thats what you'll get if you call me the plumber. That and a mouse trap

[SykomantiS]

Thats what you'll get if you call me the plumber. That and a mouse trap

Rat trap. Let's be clear on this.

[Prime]

Thats what you'll get if you call me the plumber. That and a mouse trap

Rat trap. Let's be clear on this.

Its an Owl, it will hunt either

[SykomantiS]

Work's for me. Do it

[Stuart]

Thats what you'll get if you call me the plumber. That and a mouse trap

Dictionary definition dude, don't blame me.

[CapNemo]

*Ah an owl good omen that I'll be getting business soon *

[Prime]

Thats what you'll get if you call me the plumber. That and a mouse trap

Dictionary definition dude, don't blame me.

Which I am convinced you wrote

*sets the owl on Sturat*

[SykomantiS]

Nemo, multiple rat-sized coffins are in order, Sturat will be resting in pieces

[Prime]

He has fled

[CapNemo]

*Starts with the coffin and sends the plumber the bill*

[Stuart]

Given his unusual techniques, I doubt the plumber has the cash flow in hand to foot the bill.

[Prime]

*Starts with the coffin and sends the plumber the bill*

Good luck with getting payed then

[Prime]

Given his unusual techniques, I doubt the plumber has the cash flow in hand to foot the bill.

If I was the plumber, I'd soon have you handing over cash

[CapNemo]

*good thing the necromancers at least pay well or I'll starve in this place *

[Stuart]

Given his unusual techniques, I doubt the plumber has the cash flow in hand to foot the bill.

If I was the plumber, I'd soon have you handing over cash

It's kinda sad that you're so proud of seeing so many guys' ... ahem ... plumbing.

[CapNemo]

*The undertaker decides to retire for the day and goes in search of an unoccupied coffin*

[SykomantiS]

*Fetches a hammer and some nails, follows the undertaker*

[Prime]

Given his unusual techniques, I doubt the plumber has the cash flow in hand to foot the bill.

If I was the plumber, I'd soon have you handing over cash

It's kinda sad that you're so proud of seeing so many guys' ... ahem ... plumbing.

Who said I'd seen their plumbing? I hire subcontractors

[Tribble]

*Cat shakes her head and greets the owl. Invites it to come hunting in the field behind the castle. She instructs a pigeon to pretend to be an owl - to keep the mouse on his toes*

[Stuart]

*eyes pigeon suspiciously, goes in search of air rifle*

[Mystical_Titan]

Time for some coffee...