The Phoenix's Garters

[CapNemo]

Yea the darn Troll almost ate me last time I forgot about the moat and fell in

[Stuart]

Trolls don't eat frogs Every one knows that.

Our troll is not normal.

[CapNemo]

normal what does that mean?

[Stuart]

normal what does that mean?

Normal is to be like me. The rest of you wouldn't understand.

*sets out various cat-specific booby traps*

[CapNemo]

Ok then I prefer not being normal

[Stuart]

Ah, yes, not many can handle the privilege.

[CapNemo]

Ah well enjoy being special Stu?

[Stuart]

Being special makes me humble ... and darn proud of it!

[Tribble]

*Evades the booby traps and watches the troll doing abnormal things to the frogs*

[CapNemo]

*Steps out of the shadows from where he was observing the quietness and dusts himself off*

[CapNemo]

*Nearly gets eaten by the giant spider (he forgot about) that is living in that corner*

[CapNemo]

*waves his hands and the spider disappears in a swirl of shadows and get dumped into the moat*

[CapNemo]

*settles down to watch the deathmatch between the troll and the giant spider*

[Prime]

Yeah well no one's fed the troll.

[Tribble]

*Shakes her head* A troll cannot beat my spider - you silly mortal. Did you know he has 20 legs instead of the usual 8?

[Prime]

*Shakes her head* A troll cannot beat my spider - you silly mortal. Did you know he has 20 legs instead of the usual 8?

thats not a spider. Its a 20 legged milipead

[SykomantiS]

She's talking about the spider.

[Monty]

Marvels at Tribbles brilliant spell work on the spider.

Turns Prime's hair (all of it) bright pink to teach him not to call the giant spider a millipede

[CapNemo]

*watches in amazement as Prime turns into Pink *

[Tribble]

Thank you Sir Monty, I would have had to take revenge for my pets sake. No one messes with old spidey. Besides - he really does catch the tastiest meals

[CapNemo]

*hides from the cat that is on the war path*

[Stuart]

*watches as Prime continues shading from bright pink to deep red*

Spoiler (show)

He is now marooned.

[Prime]

Marvels at Tribbles brilliant spell work on the spider.

Turns Prime's hair (all of it) bright pink to teach him not to call the giant spider a millipede

*Casts a spell to set Monty on fire.* Monty must roll a successful saving throw or take 2D6 of burn damage per turn.

Sword Spider or Phase Spider?

[Tribble]

*Helps to put Monty out and deflects the burns onto the Troll*

Phase spider with extra potent venom and extra legs for speed and accuracy. You should see his webs You could hang a dragon and not even stretch it

[Mow]

Merry Meet Knights and Ladies. It has been an age since I had the honour of the greet.... I have heard rumour of fine entertainment in the stables .