Ten Things Men Know About Women

jee · Post by **jee** » 02 Apr 2005, 15:24

Supporting the Equal Rights Amendment is like trying to kill a fly with a sledge hammer. You don't kill the fly, but you end up breaking the furniture.... We cannot reduce women to equality. Equality is a step down for most women." - Phyllis Schlafly

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend A successful woman is one who can find such a man." - Lana Turner

"When men go right, Women go after them. Wrong." - Mae West in She Done Him Wrong

"My husband and I married for better or worse. He couldn't do better and I couldn't do worse." - anonymous

If you are having an argument with a woman and you want the last word - apologize.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- unknown

Tiza · Post by **Tiza** » 02 Apr 2005, 15:53

I know one thing about women

DON'T ARGUE WITH THEM YOU WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOOSE.

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 02 Apr 2005, 15:59

I only count 7.

Although somehow I don't think winning this "arguement" is possible.

jee · Post by **jee** » 02 Apr 2005, 16:16

neon_chameleon wrote:I only count 7.

Although somehow I don't think winning this "arguement" is possible.

Well why try?

as I said...

ps i really was waiting for the first one to count...

but i can add some more if you really want to :

A woman has got to love a bad man or two in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Though courtship turns frogs into princes, marriage turns them quietly back.
Marge Piercy

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:
(1) Not enough. (2) Too much.
- Ann Landers

and so on and so on.. but then, someone is bound to moan at me again, I know.

I should rather talk about love

Nah, rather let me quote Matt Groening:
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a minature machine gun."

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 02 Apr 2005, 17:15

Good ol' Matt Groening, I'm sure there's about 50 quotes from Homer Simpsons one could about this subject.

Speedy1 · Post by **Speedy1** » 13 Jul 2008, 12:57

Woman always has the last word in an arguement, every other word you say after that is the beginning of a new arguement. LOL

WiK1d · Post by **WiK1d** » 13 Jul 2008, 13:04

Speedy1 wrote:Woman always has the last word in an arguement, every other word you say after that is the beginning of a new arguement. LOL

Damn dude, welcome to about 3 years ago..

Post by **Monty** » 13 Jul 2008, 14:16

8O 8O 8O Epic Revival!!

DeathStrike · Post by **DeathStrike** » 13 Jul 2008, 15:26

lmao. i so know the whole don't argue with women one. i have tried and faild many times.

markman · Post by **markman** » 13 Jul 2008, 16:37

The only thing that men know about women is that women have breasts.

That's it.

pienkie · Post by **pienkie** » 13 Jul 2008, 16:48

markman wrote:The only thing that men know about women is that women have breasts.

That's it.

[shrug] QFT. [/shrug]

cYcLIc · Post by **cYcLIc** » 13 Jul 2008, 19:47

Monty wrote:8O 8O 8O Epic Revival!!

+1 8O