"DOCTOR" RUTH 8)

wizardofid · Post by **wizardofid** » 01 Jun 2004, 10:33

Memo:Doc Jung

It's time that Doctor Ruth steps up to the plate again.Doc Jung has been won over by the female race and this is not good for the male race.The male race is doomed if this continues.At the rate it's going we might not even see the end of the year and every likely the end of this week

Doc Jung ignored all warings.Jee has now got his/her/it's claws firmly attached to our dear Doc Jung.I feel doc Jung is not thinking clearly any more and that his haste choice's in words where not of a wise choice and further a lot more ppl is to suffer because of this.

So Doc Jung it's my duty to inform you that if this continues that you need to come and see me.Appointments can be made a week before visit as you know I'm very busy Doctor.

Thank you for your time

Doctor Ruth
"Where the nuthouse comes to you"

Edit Doc onlyone is not doctor.The Medical counsel of South africa, comfirmed that onlyone never completed his final year and is not allowed to pratice in RSA or any where out side of RSA

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 01 Jun 2004, 10:36

Wow it seems doctors are a dime a dozen on this site, in any case, I sense that you both are off your rockers and should make an appointment with me ASAP - you are in dire need of councelling!

Doctor OnlyOne

simmy · Post by **simmy** » 01 Jun 2004, 11:13

wizardofid wrote:Memo:Doc Jung

Edit Doc onlyone is not doctor.The Medical counsel of South africa, comfirmed that onlyone never completed his final year and is not allowed to pratice in RSA or any where out side of RSA

Bwahahahahahah

love, doc_simmy

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 01 Jun 2004, 11:32

The medical council of Coruscant says otherwise!

The force can be a powerful healing agent, even when dealing with clinically insane patients...

wizardofid · Post by **wizardofid** » 01 Jun 2004, 11:36

I can see that Doctor Jung has asked advise from Jee(The mad witch of wicken) and she has requested that he does not respond.

Jee do you have a mindposse thingy in pc or some thing..??

Post by **Y0da** » 01 Jun 2004, 12:28

I too am a doctor. I have no inclanation however to treat nutcases, or any other cases for that matter. I prefer to spend my time playing...erm...consulting with the nurses on matters regarding physical pleasure...erm...rehabilitation. We are currently exploring...erm...discussing chains and whips as a possible toy...erm...tool for physical pleasure...erm well-being.

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 01 Jun 2004, 12:49

Doctors, Shmockters, You are the most delusional retards I have ever come into contact with, RUN you fools, RUN! (Thanks Gandalf)
I have the distinct idea that you guys masturbate far too much!
Therefore I have written this song for you when you next surf the porn sites!

(to the tune of the Macarenna:)

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!

I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena

Hey Masturbata!!

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the others on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata.

Hey Masturbata!!

Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbater,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her.

Hey, Masturbata!!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.

Hey, Masturbata!!

The Dental and Mental Council await you!

lancelot · Post by **lancelot** » 01 Jun 2004, 12:52

Now, now Jung, do not get carried away! I will send Jee to spank you! Maybe Thrall too, and Wiz, is'nt he something else?

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 01 Jun 2004, 13:00

The medical council of Coruscant says otherwise, what rubbish, they wield no force whatsoever! Onl1 is an imposter! YOda sort this out!

DarthMole · Post by **DarthMole** » 01 Jun 2004, 13:04

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi... at last we will have revenge!

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 01 Jun 2004, 13:12

DarthMole wrote:At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi... at last we will have revenge!

Hey doctor Y0da, do you think we should put this clown out of his misery?

wizardofid · Post by **wizardofid** » 01 Jun 2004, 13:18

Y0da wrote:I too am a doctor. I have no inclanation however to treat nutcases, or any other cases for that matter. I prefer to spend my time playing...erm...consulting with the nurses on matters regarding physical pleasure...erm...rehabilitation. We are currently exploring...erm...discussing chains and whips as a possible toy...erm...tool for physical pleasure...erm well-being.

Doctor my foot no one here is qualified what so ever to be any kind of doctor.

The only doctor's that's qualified for this field of work is doctor Jung and doctor Ruth.

Any other "so said" doctor's or wanna be doctor's, I have informed the medical councel and all "fake" doctor's and wannabye doctor's WILL be hunted down...and shot on sight....Further more the medical councel of south africa has allso said any other medical councel needs to be aproved by them, as they are the main governing body.

So onlyone your councel has not been aproved by MCSA.Reason being they do not believe in magic nor...allow light sabers in any medical pratice to be use on subjects.It's allso their believe that your so called powers do not have any effect on RSA subjects nor do they believe in the so called "force" or any other "cheesy" force other than the "oath"

skunkymunky · Post by **skunkymunky** » 01 Jun 2004, 13:36

Dr_Jung wrote:Doctors, Shmockters, You are the most delusional retards I have ever come into contact with, RUN you fools, RUN! (Thanks Gandalf)
I have the distinct idea that you guys masturbate far too much!
Therefore I have written this song for you when you next surf the porn sites!

(to the tune of the Macarenna:)

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!

I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena

Hey Masturbata!!

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the others on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata.

Hey Masturbata!!

Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbater,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her.

Hey, Masturbata!!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.

Hey, Masturbata!!

The Dental and Mental Council await you!

i just blew my gut

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:25

The Jedi have no medical abilities, they could not even grow back Lukes arm! The Jedi have no power here, too many MC's and not enough sandwiches to make up a picnic! Gave one a penny for his thoughs once and I got change! Now I have Dr Ruth bugging me again, where is Jee when I need her?

Post by **OnlyOneKenobi** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:28

Dr_Jung wrote:The Jedi have no medical abilities, they could not even grow back Lukes arm! The Jedi have no power here, too many MC's and not enough sandwiches to make up a picnic! Gave one a penny for his thoughs once and I got change! Now I have Dr Ruth bugging me again, where is Jee when I need her?

Um... the only Jedi available at that point was Luke himself and he wasn't fully trained yet... by the way can you grow back people's arms?

No? I didn't think so!

I find your lack of faith disturbing, Dr. Jung

jee · Post by **jee** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:29

Now boys.... i'm just a lille nurse... no doctor for me (yet)...and I do what the good Doctor Jung tells me to....but YOda, I think the padded cell and the gorilla is still waiting....

Dr_Jung · Post by **Dr_Jung** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:34

Jee, use your whip on some of these reprobates, I have ordered a laser whip for the purpose.
Only1, I grow back minds, now that is really something!!

Kher-za · Post by **Kher-za** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:38

whips, leather, nurses...i'm forming a picture in my mind, i'm trying not to pay too much attention to it, i still ave to study tonight.

jee · Post by **jee** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:44

Ahh my good Doctor, you mean I will break their mind with the whip and you will put them back again... good therapy that....

especally if one has a brain full of insignificant facts gathered from thick mouldy handbooks....

Kher-za · Post by **Kher-za** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:46

nope, i mostly deal in practical, we don't learn that much theory, thank goodness, i'd go like some of the other members on the forum

SANE!

and i have many 'thin' handbooks!

jee · Post by **jee** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:52

Kher-za do I get the feeling you are...erm afraid? g*

Kher-za · Post by **Kher-za** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:54

i'm always shaking...it's terminal.

what should i be afraid of my dear?

jee · Post by **jee** » 01 Jun 2004, 15:59

of things that go bump in the night, and eat your jelly when you are not looking, and did you not hear the Whizz's warning? Here, in a padded cell it can get very quiet, you know...

Kher-za · Post by **Kher-za** » 01 Jun 2004, 16:03

sometimes it's not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning.

i love silence, it's very cleansing, some people never know its value and you can notice it when u talk to them.

and i'm getting the feeling that i'm being analyzed...cool.

i'm going home now, this place is scary, it has scary people, i'm scared

cheerio

wizardofid · Post by **wizardofid** » 01 Jun 2004, 19:28

jee wrote:of things that go bump in the night, and eat your jelly when you are not looking, and did you not hear the Whizz's warning? Here, in a padded cell it can get very quiet, you know...

Um padded cell I should think that he would be very safe in there away from you..!!!

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