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"DOCTOR" RUTH 8)
Memo:Doc Jung
It's time that Doctor Ruth steps up to the plate again.Doc Jung has been won over by the female race and this is not good for the male race.The male race is doomed if this continues.At the rate it's going we might not even see the end of the year and every likely the end of this week
Doc Jung ignored all warings.Jee has now got his/her/it's claws firmly attached to our dear Doc Jung.I feel doc Jung is not thinking clearly any more and that his haste choice's in words where not of a wise choice and further a lot more ppl is to suffer because of this.
So Doc Jung it's my duty to inform you that if this continues that you need to come and see me.Appointments can be made a week before visit as you know I'm very busy Doctor.
Thank you for your time
Doctor Ruth
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Edit Doc onlyone is not doctor.The Medical counsel of South africa, comfirmed that onlyone never completed his final year and is not allowed to pratice in RSA or any where out side of RSA
It's time that Doctor Ruth steps up to the plate again.Doc Jung has been won over by the female race and this is not good for the male race.The male race is doomed if this continues.At the rate it's going we might not even see the end of the year and every likely the end of this week
Doc Jung ignored all warings.Jee has now got his/her/it's claws firmly attached to our dear Doc Jung.I feel doc Jung is not thinking clearly any more and that his haste choice's in words where not of a wise choice and further a lot more ppl is to suffer because of this.
So Doc Jung it's my duty to inform you that if this continues that you need to come and see me.Appointments can be made a week before visit as you know I'm very busy Doctor.
Thank you for your time
Doctor Ruth
"Where the nuthouse comes to you"
Edit Doc onlyone is not doctor.The Medical counsel of South africa, comfirmed that onlyone never completed his final year and is not allowed to pratice in RSA or any where out side of RSA
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Wow it seems doctors are a dime a dozen on this site, in any case, I sense that you both are off your rockers and should make an appointment with me ASAP - you are in dire need of councelling!
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Re: "DOCTOR" RUTH 8)
Bwahahahahahahwizardofid wrote:Memo:Doc Jung
Edit Doc onlyone is not doctor.The Medical counsel of South africa, comfirmed that onlyone never completed his final year and is not allowed to pratice in RSA or any where out side of RSA
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I too am a doctor. I have no inclanation however to treat nutcases, or any other cases for that matter. I prefer to spend my time playing...erm...consulting with the nurses on matters regarding physical pleasure...erm...rehabilitation. We are currently exploring...erm...discussing chains and whips as a possible toy...erm...tool for physical pleasure...erm well-being.
Just when I got the hang of life they changed the rules.
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Doctors, Shmockters, You are the most delusional retards I have ever come into contact with, RUN you fools, RUN! (Thanks Gandalf)
I have the distinct idea that you guys masturbate far too much!
Therefore I have written this song for you when you next surf the porn sites!
(to the tune of the Macarenna:)
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena
Hey Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the others on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata.
Hey Masturbata!!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbater,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her.
Hey, Masturbata!!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey, Masturbata!!
The Dental and Mental Council await you!
I have the distinct idea that you guys masturbate far too much!
Therefore I have written this song for you when you next surf the porn sites!
(to the tune of the Macarenna:)
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena
Hey Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the others on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata.
Hey Masturbata!!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbater,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her.
Hey, Masturbata!!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey, Masturbata!!
The Dental and Mental Council await you!
Trust me! I am a Doctor.
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Hey doctor Y0da, do you think we should put this clown out of his misery?DarthMole wrote:At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi... at last we will have revenge!
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Y0da wrote:I too am a doctor. I have no inclanation however to treat nutcases, or any other cases for that matter. I prefer to spend my time playing...erm...consulting with the nurses on matters regarding physical pleasure...erm...rehabilitation. We are currently exploring...erm...discussing chains and whips as a possible toy...erm...tool for physical pleasure...erm well-being.
Doctor my foot no one here is qualified what so ever to be any kind of doctor.
The only doctor's that's qualified for this field of work is doctor Jung and doctor Ruth.
Any other "so said" doctor's or wanna be doctor's, I have informed the medical councel and all "fake" doctor's and wannabye doctor's WILL be hunted down...and shot on sight....Further more the medical councel of south africa has allso said any other medical councel needs to be aproved by them, as they are the main governing body.
So onlyone your councel has not been aproved by MCSA.Reason being they do not believe in magic nor...allow light sabers in any medical pratice to be use on subjects.It's allso their believe that your so called powers do not have any effect on RSA subjects nor do they believe in the so called "force" or any other "cheesy" force other than the "oath"
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i just blew my gutDr_Jung wrote:Doctors, Shmockters, You are the most delusional retards I have ever come into contact with, RUN you fools, RUN! (Thanks Gandalf)
I have the distinct idea that you guys masturbate far too much!
Therefore I have written this song for you when you next surf the porn sites!
(to the tune of the Macarenna:)
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena
Hey Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the others on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata.
Hey Masturbata!!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbater,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her.
Hey, Masturbata!!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey, Masturbata!!
The Dental and Mental Council await you!
Fool people into thinking youve got a horse by taking off a unicorns horn
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The Jedi have no medical abilities, they could not even grow back Lukes arm! The Jedi have no power here, too many MC's and not enough sandwiches to make up a picnic! Gave one a penny for his thoughs once and I got change! Now I have Dr Ruth bugging me again, where is Jee when I need her?
Trust me! I am a Doctor.
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Um... the only Jedi available at that point was Luke himself and he wasn't fully trained yet... by the way can you grow back people's arms? No? I didn't think so!Dr_Jung wrote:The Jedi have no medical abilities, they could not even grow back Lukes arm! The Jedi have no power here, too many MC's and not enough sandwiches to make up a picnic! Gave one a penny for his thoughs once and I got change! Now I have Dr Ruth bugging me again, where is Jee when I need her?
I find your lack of faith disturbing, Dr. Jung
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Now boys.... i'm just a lille nurse... no doctor for me (yet)...and I do what the good Doctor Jung tells me to....but YOda, I think the padded cell and the gorilla is still waiting....
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
Ahh my good Doctor, you mean I will break their mind with the whip and you will put them back again... good therapy that.... especally if one has a brain full of insignificant facts gathered from thick mouldy handbooks....
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
of things that go bump in the night, and eat your jelly when you are not looking, and did you not hear the Whizz's warning? Here, in a padded cell it can get very quiet, you know...
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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sometimes it's not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning.
i love silence, it's very cleansing, some people never know its value and you can notice it when u talk to them.
and i'm getting the feeling that i'm being analyzed...cool.
i'm going home now, this place is scary, it has scary people, i'm scared
cheerio
i love silence, it's very cleansing, some people never know its value and you can notice it when u talk to them.
and i'm getting the feeling that i'm being analyzed...cool.
i'm going home now, this place is scary, it has scary people, i'm scared
cheerio
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