Spoil a wish game

floppy · Post by **floppy** » 01 Aug 2006, 13:22

granted but you stay the same

i wish i have a life

Post by **Ron2K** » 01 Aug 2006, 13:23

Granted. You are special. But, unfortunately, the rest of the world defines it as "crazy", and they send you away to a mental institution.

I wish that I would stop choking on my pizza.

EDIT: Oops, too late. So I'll grant floppy's wish too. As floppy now has a life, he now has no time for gaming.

HuNtingGoof · Post by **HuNtingGoof** » 01 Aug 2006, 13:26

Granted, but then the pizza becomes alive, eats u, chokes on you n then dies..

I wish that my body would stop aging..

Post by **Ron2K** » 01 Aug 2006, 14:00

Granted. You become immortal. It's just a shame about the disease that then kills off the rest of the world population, leaving you to wander the earth alone. (And you'll have no-one to play Call Of Duty against.)

I wish that I would be reincarnated after being eaten by that evil pizza.

Off-The-Chart · Post by **Off-The-Chart** » 01 Aug 2006, 14:05

Granted. But you are reincarnated as a sunbeetle...

I wish for love...

HuNtingGoof · Post by **HuNtingGoof** » 01 Aug 2006, 14:22

Granted, but you get loved by some fat and hairy russian bride..

I wish for an immortal and beautiful wife..

Off-The-Chart · Post by **Off-The-Chart** » 01 Aug 2006, 14:26

Granted. But you get her only a few days before you die...

I wish for luck...

Post by **Ron2K** » 01 Aug 2006, 16:22

Granted. As this is "spoil a wish", it's bad luck.

I wish for some sleep.

SoulBlade · Post by **SoulBlade** » 04 Aug 2006, 17:59

granted, but u never wake up.
I wish for no moderating (or mods) on the forums

Rid1 · Post by **Rid1** » 04 Aug 2006, 18:03

granted. But ur account gets hacked. and the hacker shuts the site down...

I wish for popcorn??

FBiT · Post by **FBiT** » 04 Aug 2006, 18:09

Granted - but it never popped

I whish I could fly???

M1K3 · Post by **M1K3** » 04 Aug 2006, 21:26

U get too stoned and get pulled over by cops... wish i could get laid.

Colin_69 · Post by **Colin_69** » 04 Aug 2006, 21:33

Granted, but u find out she was a man... Wish I had lotsa money

M1K3 · Post by **M1K3** » 04 Aug 2006, 21:53

granted, but the tax man takes it all... wishes for another beer...

thEnaileDonE · Post by **thEnaileDonE** » 05 Aug 2006, 01:11

granted, but it is hot and flat (which shouldn't be a problem if your not from SA)... I wish for fish and chips...

M1K3 · Post by **M1K3** » 05 Aug 2006, 01:35

granted, but it's raw sushi, i ish my x wasn't pregnant...

Fcon_Vpro · Post by **Fcon_Vpro** » 05 Aug 2006, 01:45

granted, but you dont know if its yours, or the pastors, or the paper-boys, or the garden-boys... I wish I had an ugly girlfriend...

Post by **Ron2K** » 10 Aug 2006, 08:15

Granted. She's so hideously ugly that your mother drops down dead as soon as she meets her for the first time.

I wish that today was also a public holiday.

NealeDeadlyAlien · Post by **NealeDeadlyAlien** » 28 Feb 2008, 21:23

Granted: but your boss calls you in to work for 12 hours.

I wish I had my own business.

wizardofid · Post by **wizardofid** » 28 Feb 2008, 21:25

Granted but sars comes looking for you

Wish for a black hole

NealeDeadlyAlien · Post by **NealeDeadlyAlien** » 28 Feb 2008, 21:27

Granted.. Becareful what you wish for

I wish I had money to get take away

pienkie · Post by **pienkie** » 28 Feb 2008, 21:28

Granted, but it sucks up all the coffee and rusks in the world... Oh noes!

I wish for an athletics track around my house.**

**Ok, u can raise ur pitchforks and start chanting "jock... jock... JOCK!" if u want now

DarkStar · Post by **DarkStar** » 28 Feb 2008, 21:29

Granted, however The track forms a paradoxial loop, and you're trapped forever

I wish for Armageddon

wizardofid · Post by **wizardofid** » 28 Feb 2008, 21:31

granted but you have no legs

I wish woman were easy

NealeDeadlyAlien · Post by **NealeDeadlyAlien** » 28 Feb 2008, 21:31

Granted. Bruce Willis knocks at your door.

I wish for a TV

**EDIT** NVM Wizard beat me to it