Spoil a wish game

Oj · Post by Oj » 22 Jul 2006, 14:56

Wish granted, but you choke on the cheese.

I wish for a drivers license, passport, ID book and 2* tickets to the Carribean

Post by **Ron2K** » 24 Jul 2006, 08:12

Oj wrote:I wish for a drivers license, passport, ID book and 2* tickets to the Carribean

Granted, but you fail your drivers, Home Affairs loses your passport and ID, and your flight is double-booked.

I wish for coffee.

Off-The-Chart · Post by **Off-The-Chart** » 24 Jul 2006, 08:15

Granted. But you end up spilling it on your lap...

I wish for a kick-bottom gaming rig...

Post by **Ron2K** » 25 Jul 2006, 14:47

Granted. It's so good, it gets stolen when you're sleeping at the LAN.

I wish I had a nice new cellphone. (I currently have a 3310.)

PaperCut · Post by **PaperCut** » 31 Jul 2006, 14:27

Granted, but it weighs 2.5 kg.

I wish for a flight straight into Bloem from Pretoria!

Post by **Ron2K** » 31 Jul 2006, 16:11

Granted. It's from Waterkloof Air Force Base on a millitary transport, taking you to the Supreme Court to answer charges that you were framed for, but can't disprove.

I wish for my PSU, so I can finally complete my killer gaming rig.

SoulBlade · Post by **SoulBlade** » 31 Jul 2006, 17:30

Granted. U switch it on and finds out the US army misplaced their EMP doomsday device with ur PSU. Everything on earth goes out.

I want 7950GT

MongwopMan · Post by **MongwopMan** » 31 Jul 2006, 17:52

granted,

/me sticks a 7950 Cooler fan on a 5200!

There you go!

invader_zim · Post by **invader_zim** » 31 Jul 2006, 19:00

you did'nt make a wish MongwopMan

Post by **Ron2K** » 01 Aug 2006, 08:27

OK, I'll make a wish then... I wish that I could afford a decent car.

Off-The-Chart · Post by **Off-The-Chart** » 01 Aug 2006, 08:29

Granted... 2 days after you get it you get hijacked...

I wish I could upgrade my pc to extreme...

MongwopMan · Post by **MongwopMan** » 01 Aug 2006, 09:21

Granted, however as you plug it in, the power surges and fries EVERYTHING!

i wish i could win the lotto

Off-The-Chart · Post by **Off-The-Chart** » 01 Aug 2006, 09:23

Granted. But along with you, 2 million other people also win...

I wish I could do anything computerwise...

ArmatageShanks · Post by **ArmatageShanks** » 01 Aug 2006, 09:24

*ignore this post, i was too late..*

MongwopMan · Post by **MongwopMan** » 01 Aug 2006, 09:28

Off-The-Chart wrote:Granted. But along with you, 2 million other people also win...

I wish I could do anything computerwise...

Granted, u now know everything computer related, however in a freak acident, u loose both arms and your tongue and the knowledge is useless!

Black-Ice · Post by **Black-Ice** » 01 Aug 2006, 09:37

MongwopMan wrote:
Off-The-Chart wrote:Granted. But along with you, 2 million other people also win...

I wish I could do anything computerwise...
Granted, u now know everything computer related, however in a freak acident, u loose both arms and your tongue and the knowledge is useless!

YOU SUPPOSE TO MAKE A WISH!!!

I wish it would rain more

Off-The-Chart · Post by **Off-The-Chart** » 01 Aug 2006, 09:40

Granted. But the rain causes a flood in your area and you lose everything...

I wish I had some artistic in me...

Black-Ice · Post by **Black-Ice** » 01 Aug 2006, 09:43

Granted... You are now an artistic savant and considered a nutcase

I wish I could have the Anime traders club HDD

MongwopMan · Post by **MongwopMan** » 01 Aug 2006, 09:44

*off topic*

dammit i keep forgetting soz!

LOL!

Off-The-Chart · Post by **Off-The-Chart** » 01 Aug 2006, 10:04

Granted. But in putting the drive on you corrupt everything on it...

I wish upon a little star...

HuNtingGoof · Post by **HuNtingGoof** » 01 Aug 2006, 11:26

Granted.. but your little star becomes bigger n bigger and falls down to earth killing you on the spot where u stand..

I wish for more intellegence..

Post by **Ron2K** » 01 Aug 2006, 12:31

Granted. Every single idiot out there comes to you asking for advice. You eventually commit suicide because the stress is just too much.

I wish for another pizza. (Just ate the one I ordered from Scooters.)

floppy · Post by **floppy** » 01 Aug 2006, 13:06

granted but you choke to death on it

I wish for jessica alba

HuNtingGoof · Post by **HuNtingGoof** » 01 Aug 2006, 13:08

Granted, but she hates your guts and leaves you for me..

I wish that I'll remain 22 forever..

Off-The-Chart · Post by **Off-The-Chart** » 01 Aug 2006, 13:16

Granted. Your mind remains 22 but your body withers away...

I wish... I wish... Hell what do I wish for???

I wish I was special...