What is EMO? <Version 2>

Hellfury · Post by **Hellfury** » 25 Jul 2006, 21:48

a bit...Nah, I already heard of it

I know way too much for my age

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 25 Jul 2006, 21:51

You probably know so much from reading all my posts...young padawan

Anyway, it's 10PM and I am off shift. Goodnight all

Hellfury · Post by **Hellfury** » 25 Jul 2006, 21:53

lets just say I learnt alot of new words at a very young age

Cheers jamin

Zell · Post by **Zell** » 25 Jul 2006, 23:49

D1rtyFr4nk wrote:I had this other clip...... ON NOESSS!!!!! It was awesome... it was called BOB! BOB FTW!!!1111

ROFL!!!

Post by **Y0da** » 26 Jul 2006, 07:41

I got this from the Urban Dictionary and I found it quite funny.

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a p*ssy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

D1rtyFr4nk · Post by **D1rtyFr4nk** » 26 Jul 2006, 07:59

Y0da wrote:I got this from the Urban Dictionary and I found it quite funny.

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a p*ssy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

LOL, good find Yoda!!!

Evade · Post by **Evade** » 26 Jul 2006, 08:49

Y0da wrote:I got this from the Urban Dictionary and I found it quite funny.

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a p*ssy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

LOLz dat so awesum!!!

EMO is ghey!! (that vid "i must b emo" is ledgend, shows u how screwd up em okes r)

Zell · Post by **Zell** » 26 Jul 2006, 09:58

Lol nice find Y0da!

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 26 Jul 2006, 12:09

Lol @ Y0da, basically eveything in urbandictionary is funny, most are crude but hiliarious nonetheless. You should just try type in any vegetables and see what junk people write. lollies.

Crazy_Legs · Post by **Crazy_Legs** » 26 Jul 2006, 17:29

Hmm Emo. I have listened to original emo from way back. Emo was supposed to be 'Emotionally-charged Hardcore'. The bands that were primarly this genre, were - promise ring, mineral, rites of spring, texas is the reason, minor threat, fugazi, jawbreaker, swing kids, still life, antioch arrow..etc And more recently - Thursday, Taking back sunday, Glassjaw..etc But the modern day scene...lmao, what decay of musical genre. I dont want to comment any further on that disrespectful fad. Abusing the sub-genre 'emo'

Crazy_Legs · Post by **Crazy_Legs** » 26 Jul 2006, 17:33

And fall out boy is powerpop punk/rock. At least to conform to the modern definition of what emo is, you could say bands like - emery, halifax, hawthorne heights, dashboard confessional, the used..etc

SHL3B1B · Post by **SHL3B1B** » 26 Jul 2006, 18:03

If you happy and you emo slit your wrists

Website · Post by **hamin_aus** » 15 Aug 2006, 23:04

SHL3B1B wrote:If you happy and you emo slit your wrists

Now thats emo!

Sagariouz · Post by **Sagariouz** » 15 Aug 2006, 23:05

Bwahaha, along the street, not across the road.

J2theT · Post by **J2theT** » 16 Aug 2006, 04:25

Check This Out!

Totally the best description of EMO!

EMO KID

...Mood? Apathetic!...

Gatsby · Post by **Gatsby** » 16 Aug 2006, 08:15

LOOOOOL!!!

deadhands · Post by **deadhands** » 06 Oct 2006, 10:00

actually emo is a fake sub-culture reason being it is created from other cultures....... for instance emo take things from goth to metal to grudge to everything...... is there more i need to say?

Post by **Anthro** » 06 Oct 2006, 10:51

deadhands you are in direct violation of avvie rules, change your avvie so that it is your own

kraven · Post by **kraven** » 06 Oct 2006, 12:27

FINALLY, I know what emo is!!

Psych0_Cr1tt3r · Post by **Psych0_Cr1tt3r** » 06 Oct 2006, 14:06

Mighty Moshin' Emo Rangers!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 3378888234

Ark · Post by **Ark** » 06 Oct 2006, 14:17

Anybody up for a good cry? C'mon! We can all do it together!

lmao