English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

[StarPhoenix]

blah blah blah MacBook blah blah blah

That's your problem...

I used to agree with you.

Then Microsoft released Windows 10.

I rather like playing with iThings.

[Tribble]

My left command key has popped off my MacBook and won't click back into place. In the middle of lockdown. You know how irritating it is trying to work with a Command key that lifts off every time your thumb gets a little sweaty?

You use your thumb on your command key ? What is a command key ?

[Prime]

My left command key has popped off my MacBook and won't click back into place. In the middle of lockdown. You know how irritating it is trying to work with a Command key that lifts off every time your thumb gets a little sweaty?

Get an external space bar

I have an external keyboard. At the office. During lockdown.

Doesn't the hyper market sell keyboards?

[Prime]

I love John Oliver

[Stuart]

My left command key has popped off my MacBook and won't click back into place. In the middle of lockdown. You know how irritating it is trying to work with a Command key that lifts off every time your thumb gets a little sweaty?

You use your thumb on your command key ? What is a command key ?

Kinda like a PC's Ctrl key. Use it all the time.

[Stuart]

My left command key has popped off my MacBook and won't click back into place. In the middle of lockdown. You know how irritating it is trying to work with a Command key that lifts off every time your thumb gets a little sweaty?

Get an external space bar

I have an external keyboard. At the office. During lockdown.

Doesn't the hyper market sell keyboards?

PC keyboards. Never tried a regular keyboard ...

[Tribble]

I love John Oliver

I love his show. There are a few people whose shows I don't miss.

Kinda like a PC's Ctrl key. Use it all the time.

I have an external plugged into my laptop as the keyboard has gone wonky. I cannot be without - so this was easier than sending it for repairs. I will have to one day though.

[Tribble]

Happy Easter

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[Prime]

My left command key has popped off my MacBook and won't click back into place. In the middle of lockdown. You know how irritating it is trying to work with a Command key that lifts off every time your thumb gets a little sweaty?

Get an external space bar

I have an external keyboard. At the office. During lockdown.

Doesn't the hyper market sell keyboards?

PC keyboards. Never tried a regular keyboard ...

Funny, they're just like Mac Keyboards, full of buttons and letters

[Prime]

Happy Easter

[Prime]

*Maps*

[StarPhoenix]

I'm worried about not having a job at the end of all of this. My department has been teetering on the brink of having to shut down after losing money and credibility by bungling two projects over the past two years. We have already had to shed most of the people in my part of the building. We were made to take two weeks forced leave last week. Will probably have to fill in another leave form near the end of that.

Loads of people could be losing their jobs thanks to this nasty little parasite.

[Prime]

It's a grim reality. Friends of mine here have been laid off because of the lock down. And Friends in SA are worried about losing their teaching jobs because the private schools are loosing all their pupils

[Tribble]

Happy Easter

You need to be sent to hell.

[Prime]

Happy Easter

You need to be sent to hell.

I thought we'd discussed this? The dungeon is not hell if I like being down there

Besides, it's not exactly hell if all the naughty people are together

[Prime]

*rattles the chains hoping Ama will appear*

[StarPhoenix]

You have been eaten by a grue.

[Tribble]

I thought we'd discussed this? The dungeon is not hell if I like being down there

Besides, it's not exactly hell if all the naughty people are together

Valid point - perhaps you need your own reinforced perspex cell = so that you can see the naughty people but not interact with them

[Tribble]

You have been eaten by a grue.

Do remind him to brush his teeth

[StarPhoenix]

You have been eaten by a grue.

Do remind him to brush his teeth

What for? The fearsome and perpetually ravenous grue's teeth fall out after every meal. Within two minutes, it has grown a new set.

[StarPhoenix]

I thought we'd discussed this? The dungeon is not hell if I like being down there

Besides, it's not exactly hell if all the naughty people are together

Valid point - perhaps you need your own reinforced perspex cell = so that you can see the naughty people but not interact with them

What?! That's inhumane!

[Tribble]

I thought we'd discussed this? The dungeon is not hell if I like being down there

Besides, it's not exactly hell if all the naughty people are together

Valid point - perhaps you need your own reinforced perspex cell = so that you can see the naughty people but not interact with them

What?! That's inhumane!

Yes and? Hell is synonymous with torture. I am just ensuring that it is.

[Tribble]

You have been eaten by a grue.

Do remind him to brush his teeth

What for? The fearsome and perpetually ravenous grue's teeth fall out after every meal. Within two minutes, it has grown a new set.

How is your tooth collection coming ?

[StarPhoenix]

Yes and? Hell is synonymous with torture. I am just ensuring that it is.

Also rock music, many computer games, certain books and movies.....

[Tribble]

Yes and? Hell is synonymous with torture. I am just ensuring that it is.

Also rock music, many computer games, certain books and movies.....

And the reason I like most of those.