English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

[Prime]

Yeah we are all good so far this side thanks Prime!

That's good. Is husband allowed to work these three weeks or does he get to (or have to) stay home?

[wizardofid]

It is official, having a bad acid trip.....

Did you swallow pool chemicals again?

Wait, what again, is that why they have been changing my daily drip for the 17 years.Mind blown....:p

Thought they'd drip feed you caffeine Or Black Label?

I stopped drinking a while back.....doctor said I should, it was interfering with my whiskey and brandy drip, and there was no veins left, for orange juice and coke drip

[Prime]

It is official, having a bad acid trip.....

Did you swallow pool chemicals again?

Wait, what again, is that why they have been changing my daily drip for the 17 years.Mind blown....:p

Thought they'd drip feed you caffeine Or Black Label?

I stopped drinking a while back.....doctor said I should, it was interfering with my whiskey and brandy drip, and there was no veins left, for orange juice and coke drip

You mixed whiskey and brandy? Who were you trying to forget?

[americantsm1]

Neil still has to go to the market but the bottle store is closed so he is only working 1/2 days bascially

[wizardofid]

I'm fine. Over my bug. At least it didn't turn out to be corona. Very relieved. And very relieved to work where I do because I still have a job

Not Corona? What then? Lime disease?

Office Pox

Yeah chicken pox is no fun as an adult, quite dangerous.Could be worse corona pox

I had it as a child. Then got vaccinated for it. I will hopefully never get it again.

Office pox is the bug you catch from your coworkers. Usually it involves a sniffle, or cough, or the toilet dash. This one involved a sore throat and a cough. Which is no fun in a pandemic when everyone runs the first time you clear your throat.

Toilet dash. ?

You mean when the gates of hell it self opens up, top and bottom, and wish for death and never comes ?

[Stuart]

Neil still has to go to the market but the bottle store is closed so he is only working 1/2 days bascially

bottle stores in alberton were pretty much emptied on thursday

[americantsm1]

"Toilet dash. ?

You mean when the gates of hell it self opens up, top and bottom, and wish for death and never comes ?"


sounds about right yeah

[americantsm1]

Neil still has to go to the market but the bottle store is closed so he is only working 1/2 days bascially

bottle stores in alberton were pretty much emptied on thursday

yeah they have to be closed completely now, which is our main source of income so that sucks

[wizardofid]

It is official, having a bad acid trip.....

Did you swallow pool chemicals again?

Wait, what again, is that why they have been changing my daily drip for the 17 years.Mind blown....:p

Thought they'd drip feed you caffeine Or Black Label?

I stopped drinking a while back.....doctor said I should, it was interfering with my whiskey and brandy drip, and there was no veins left, for orange juice and coke drip

You mixed whiskey and brandy? Who were you trying to forget?

Was trying to remember were I put my keys in the last drunken state I was in....

But seriously don't drink any more, it is only hard liquor for me these days, pure unadulterated coffee.

[Stuart]

Neil still has to go to the market but the bottle store is closed so he is only working 1/2 days bascially

bottle stores in alberton were pretty much emptied on thursday

yeah they have to be closed completely now, which is our main source of income so that sucks

ouch

[wizardofid]

"Toilet dash. ?

You mean when the gates of hell it self opens up, top and bottom, and wish for death and never comes ?"


sounds about right yeah

Had it twice in my life, lost 5kgs the one time, not a diet I would recommend or take again

[Tribble]

People running a business must be pretty hard hit by this lockdown. It really is unfair that some people will lose their jobs / income while others don't.

[Stuart]

People running a business must be pretty hard hit by this lockdown. It really is unfair that some people will lose their jobs / income while others don't.

and will continue to be hard hit for months to come ...

[Tribble]

People running a business must be pretty hard hit by this lockdown. It really is unfair that some people will lose their jobs / income while others don't.

and will continue to be hard hit for months to come ...

This is the really sad part - it won't be over after Easter - the worst will probably be in full swing then.

Anyway - I think we get a lot of that everywhere. We should make a thread if we want to talk about that here too

[americantsm1]

ok all I am out. Going to go make lunch!

Have fun

[Stuart]

ok all I am out. Going to go make lunch!

Have fun

roast chicken, please

[Prime]

I'm fine. Over my bug. At least it didn't turn out to be corona. Very relieved. And very relieved to work where I do because I still have a job

Not Corona? What then? Lime disease?

Office Pox

Yeah chicken pox is no fun as an adult, quite dangerous.Could be worse corona pox

I had it as a child. Then got vaccinated for it. I will hopefully never get it again.

Office pox is the bug you catch from your coworkers. Usually it involves a sniffle, or cough, or the toilet dash. This one involved a sore throat and a cough. Which is no fun in a pandemic when everyone runs the first time you clear your throat.

Toilet dash. ?

You mean when the gates of hell it self opens up, top and bottom, and wish for death and never comes ?

Yes...

[Prime]

Neil still has to go to the market but the bottle store is closed so he is only working 1/2 days bascially

bottle stores in alberton were pretty much emptied on thursday

yeah they have to be closed completely now, which is our main source of income so that sucks

[Prime]

It is official, having a bad acid trip.....

Did you swallow pool chemicals again?

Wait, what again, is that why they have been changing my daily drip for the 17 years.Mind blown....:p

Thought they'd drip feed you caffeine Or Black Label?

I stopped drinking a while back.....doctor said I should, it was interfering with my whiskey and brandy drip, and there was no veins left, for orange juice and coke drip

You mixed whiskey and brandy? Who were you trying to forget?

Was trying to remember were I put my keys in the last drunken state I was in....

But seriously don't drink any more, it is only hard liquor for me these days, pure unadulterated coffee.

I stopped drinking SAB beer years ago. The craft stuff was generally nicer and since I drink for enjoyment, one was usually enough... And Whiskey.

Liquor is ridiculously expensive in Oz... And some of the craft beer is really *****, not all, just some.

[Prime]

People running a business must be pretty hard hit by this lockdown. It really is unfair that some people will lose their jobs / income while others don't.

and will continue to be hard hit for months to come ...

This is the really sad part - it won't be over after Easter - the worst will probably be in full swing then.

Anyway - I think we get a lot of that everywhere. We should make a thread if we want to talk about that here too

Yeah. It's kind of a glum topic.

[Prime]

ok all I am out. Going to go make lunch!

Have fun

Be safe. Say hi to the little one and the not so little one

[Fish_man]

WOW, so its true PCF is back.
Hallo All

[Tribble]

WOW, so its true PCF is back.
Hallo All

Fishy !!! Hello there and welcome !!!

[KatrynKat]

Wazzzuuuup!!!

[Fish_man]

Hi Hi and Hi, this is a blast from the past, and a good one at that. I saw your post on FB and MyBB and just had to come check it out for myself.
How is everyone