English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

[Rid1]

right, would you like a peppermint crisp with that or could i interest you in this ferrari that is superglued in reverse gear?

[GDI_Lord]

just take up space

Take up the ENTIRE of The Final Frontier???

I'll take both thanks R1D.

[Rid1]

Sure thing GID LORD

I just need to run over to china town for a tube of super glue that hopefully has contents.

[StarPhoenix]

The fly is not called ebola I hope

Nah......just a rare variation on Marburg-nothing to get excited about.

I should have the photographs from my PE trip next week. My sister copied them across to my mother's laptop, so [provided I remember to take a flash drive home], I'll make my own copies then.

[Rid1]

you cant just copy those pics, its called plagiarism!

[KatrynKat]

a good day to fly a kite.....



will probably end up on the otherside of the world or back where I started...

[Rid1]

I dont think you can check in at square one on foursquare!

[CapNemo]

[Rid1]

[StarPhoenix]

you cant just copy those pics, its called plagiarism!

Um.....

No.

noun: plagiarism; plural noun: plagiarisms
the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
synonyms: copying, infringement of copyright, piracy, theft, stealing; informalcribbing
"accusations of plagiarism"
noun: plagiarism; plural noun: plagiarisms
the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
synonyms: copying, infringement of copyright, piracy, theft, stealing; informalcribbing
"accusations of plagiarism"

So....no, I don't think that posting pics taken on a public holiday full under this definition.

Blegh....

Let me know when pm comes around.

[Rid1]

Its been ages since i last received a pm.

[StarPhoenix]

I meant 5pm

[Rid1]

Tommorow i will have been around here for 10 years ...according to my profile

[Rid1]

Your PM came around

[CapNemo]

Congrats in that case Rid1

[Rid1]

dont want.

[StarPhoenix]

PMS?

[Rid1]

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Exactly What You Were Looking For

Exactly What You Were Looking For

Exactly What You Were Looking For

Exactly What You Were Looking For

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[GDI_Lord]

[Rid1]

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:ʞuıן buıʍoןןoɟ ǝɥʇ buıʞɔıןɔ
ʎq ɹo 'ǝʌoqɐ ɔıdoʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ ʇɐ punoɟ ʞuıן "ɔıdoʇ ǝqıɹɔsqnsun"
ǝɥʇ ʞɔıןɔ ɹǝɥʇıǝ uɐɔ noʎ ɔıdoʇ sıɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ ɥsıʍ ɹǝbuoן ou noʎ ɟı

22=ɟ¿dɥd˙ɯnɹoɟʍǝıʌ/ɐz˙oɔ˙ʇɐɯɹoɟɔd˙sɯnɹoɟ//:dʇʇɥ
:ʞuıן buıʍoןןoɟ ǝɥʇ ʞɔıןɔ 'ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ʍǝıʌ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı

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:ʞuıן buıʍoןןoɟ ǝɥʇ ʞɔıןɔ 'ɔıdoʇ ǝɥʇ ʍǝıʌ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı

7991691=ǝ&7991691=d&5926=ʇ&22=ɟ¿dɥd˙ɔıdoʇʍǝıʌ/ɐz˙oɔ˙ʇɐɯɹoɟɔd˙sɯnɹoɟ//:dʇʇɥ
:ʞuıן buıʍoןןoɟ
ǝɥʇ ʞɔıןɔ 'ʇısıʌ ʇsɐן ɹnoʎ ǝɔuıs ǝpɐɯ ʇsod ʇsǝʍǝu ǝɥʇ ʍǝıʌ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı

˙ɔıdoʇ ǝɥʇ ʇısıʌ
noʎ ןıʇun ʇuǝs ǝq ןןıʍ suoıʇɐɔıɟıʇou ǝɹoɯ ou 'ǝpɐɯ sǝıןdǝɹ ǝɥʇ ʍǝıʌ oʇ
ʞuıן buıʍoןןoɟ ǝɥʇ ǝsn uɐɔ noʎ ˙ʇısıʌ ʇsɐן ɹnoʎ ǝɔuıs ʎןdǝɹ ɐ pǝʌıǝɔǝɹ sɐɥ
ɔıdoʇ sıɥʇ ˙"ɹɐ3b | sɯnɹoɟ" ʇɐ "ɥsıqqnɹ ןɐɹǝuǝb puɐ pɐǝɹɥʇ ɯɐds ɥsıןbuǝ"
'ɔıdoʇ ǝɥʇ buıɥɔʇɐʍ ǝɹɐ noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq uoıʇɐɔıɟıʇou sıɥʇ buıʌıǝɔǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ

'1pıɹ oןןǝɥ

[StarPhoenix]

/adds Playstation 4.0

[Rid1]

since when was playstation 4.0 a number?

[GDI_Lord]

Since the Web two point oh (shudder @ "two point oh" instead of just "two" or "The Second Web" or "Immersive Time Sink" or...) took over from the Internet 2.

[Rid1]

/adds Playstation 4.0

so

0/+playstation x 4.0 still leaves us with 0

now what?

[CapNemo]

And that seems to have been the end