Rather strange news was bouncing around Reddit recently, and it all started with a man relieving himself on a pregnancy test stick. In case you don’t know how a pregnancy stick works, here’s a quick tutorial: remove stick from box, pee on stick, watch to see if a pink line, blue line, plus or minus symbol, or whatever symbol the instructions tell you to look for appears. If the symbol appears, you are probably pregnant — that is, if you’re a woman.
So imagine the surprise of the man (a friend of a Reddit user known as CappnPoopDeck) when the stick he peed on showed a positive symbol. CappnPoopDeck understandably thought this was worth mentioning; actually he thought it was worth creating a rage comic about, so he did. The very first person to comment was a user named goxilo, who said: “If this is true, you should check yourself for testicular cancer. Seriously. Google it.”
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Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
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Diagnosing Testicular Cancer with a Pregnancy Test
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What made the guy pee on it in the first place? Did his wife/gf just have one lying around and he thought it would be fun? Perhaps it was an aiming exercise?
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Some men are just a little weird.
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Congratulations, it's a tumour!
We'll have to deliver it via c-section, no need to wait 9 months tho...
We'll have to deliver it via c-section, no need to wait 9 months tho...
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Waiting 9 months could be fatal.
Mmmm how can I get my man to pee on a pregnancy stick? How many of you would do it?
Mmmm how can I get my man to pee on a pregnancy stick? How many of you would do it?
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Well you would need to take him to some place with snow. Put the stick somewhere and tell him to engrave his name in the snow in yellow, hoping that it hits the stick.
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Tell him you wanna try watersportsTribble wrote:Mmmm how can I get my man to pee on a pregnancy stick?
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Oh I really don't like where that went.
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And that, my dear Hammy, is an understatement.
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<raises hand> I would... Seriously it would be funny to see the result... It would explain this bulge that I am trying to kill...Tribble wrote: Mmmm how can I get my man to pee on a pregnancy stick? How many of you would do it?
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Yeah - that is what that is...