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Mugabe declares 'I have beaten Christ'

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Harare - Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, Africa's oldest leader, declared himself as "fit as a fiddle" and pushed for new elections later this year as he celebrated his 88th birthday on Tuesday.

"The day will come when I will become sick," Mugabe said in an interview on state-owned Radio Zimbabwe, dismissing fears about his health.

"As of now I am fit as a fiddle."

He poked fun at reports that suffers from a life-threatening disease.

"I have died many times," he said. "That's where I have beaten Christ. Christ died once and [been] resurrected once. I have died and [been] resurrected and I don't know how many times I will die and resurrect."

Mugabe, in power since independence in 1980, said he will stand again in new elections that he insisted should be held this year - with or without the new constitution required under Zimbabwe's power-sharing deal with Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai.

"I came from the people and the people, in their wisdom, our members of the party, will certainly select someone once I say I am now retiring, but not yet. At this age I can still go some distance, can't I?"

Mugabe was chosen in December by his Zanu-PF party to stand again as its presidential candidate.

They are free not to participate

"There is no one who can stand and win at the moment," he said of the contenders in his party jostling to succeed him.

"We just must have elections. They just must take place with or without a new constitution. If others don't want to have an election then they are free not to participate," he told state television.

"Nobody is forced to go to an election but definitely I will exercise my presidential powers in accordance with the main principal law, the constitution of our country, and announce when the election will take place."

Mugabe's health has been the subject of much speculation, especially since WikiLeaks last year released a 2008 diplomatic cable saying central bank chief Gideon Gono had told then-US ambassador James McGee that Mugabe had prostate cancer and had been advised by doctors he had less than five years to live.

Last year he visited Singapore several times, with his spokesperson saying the president had gone for cataract surgery amid repeated media reports that he was suffering from cancer.

Mugabe's health has been cited as one reason that a faction of his Zanu-PF party has pushed to rush new elections.

He turned 88 on Tuesday, marking the day with staffers and his wife Grace, sharing a birthday cake in the colours of the national flag.

He will hold a public rally at a stadium in the eastern border city of Mutare on Saturday, where the celebrations will include a football match by major league teams and a concert featuring the country's top musicians.

22 pages of messages

On Tuesday, the state-run Herald newspaper carried 22 pages of messages congratulating the veteran ruler.

Mugabe formed a power-sharing government with Tsvangirai in 2009 to mend an inflation-ravaged economy and avoid a political melt-down after a bloody presidential run-off election.

The two rivals agreed to a raft of reforms including amending electoral and media laws and drafting a new constitution to pave the way to fresh polls.

But work on the new charter has progressed in fits and starts, hindered by attacks on public outreach meetings by supporters of Mugabe's Zanu-PF party.

Mugabe has repeatedly pressed for elections this year, but the constitution-drafting commission says a referendum on the charter could not be held before August, meaning elections under the new constitution would not likely be possible until next year.

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He really does think he is some sort of god :x :x . Why must the evil always live longest??
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Send someone in to take him out - that has always been my suggestion.
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Why must the evil always live longest??
there is a saying that "only the good die young" ...... probably means that i will also live to around 150 as well :lol:
Send someone in to take him out - that has always been my suggestion.
that cant really happen - cos it will then cause "open season" - there is an unwritten rule that Politicians are not "fair game" for assassination and Bob doesnt quite qualify as a terrorist
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You could make it look like an accident. Something that facilitates a heart attack .....
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Yes, like a .50 to the chest.
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Your idea of an accident intrigues me
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It was an accident, I swear! I was aiming for the mountain and I missed.
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SykomantiS wrote:Yes, like a .50 to the chest.
Dont mess about, get an RPG :D
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That won't help, he'll just be resurrected again.
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Hman wrote:That won't help, he'll just be resurrected again.
Well, in that case...
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naughty wrote: that cant really happen - cos it will then cause "open season" - there is an unwritten rule that Politicians are not "fair game" for assassination and Bob doesnt quite qualify as a terrorist
Rules are meant to be broken. Problem is finding someone to pay me to do the dirty. I hate working for free. And planning/execution is going to require a bit of funding - the man is well protected.
Hman wrote:That won't help, he'll just be resurrected again.
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:shock:

OMG , why can't that schwein just DIE :x

It's sickening that he declares himself as some sort of god, and actually lives like one, while so many people die from starvation in Zimbabwe
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I heard that his son failed gr12 :lol:
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THE_STIG wrote:I heard that his son failed gr12 :lol:
i wonder if old robert even passed primary school
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he and Dear Leader would have made the bestest of super hero team-ups...
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they say Mercury in the ear is undetectable...
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Mmmmm now just to get close enough
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jee wrote:they say Mercury in the ear is undetectable...
i like the way you think jee :twisted:
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Tribbs just need some shoe pollish, 'n doek and an ugly dress..... and a seductive smile...
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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ADT wrote:
THE_STIG wrote:I heard that his son failed gr12 :lol:
i wonder if old robert even passed primary school
from what i know the guy is actually very intelligent and actually has university degrees .... real ones not the honorary ones granted to useless politicians .... and he was a teacher as well once upon a time

its just a pity that sensibility is not part of a formal education

BTW dunno who remembers this one here

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^^ROFL. Yes Bob is actually smart which is why he has been able to stay in power so long......if only he had used the brains to do good things for his country and not destroy it.
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