How to meet the girl of your dreams
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How to meet the girl of your dreams
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping you look for your falcon.
No human being would ever turn down an opportunity like this.
Use the time you spend together searching for the falcon to get to know her.
At the end of your search (10 minutes) you will probably need consoling re: the loss of your one true friend.
By this point her interest in you based on the fact that you were able to put so much love and time into the raising of a falcon will more than ensure a second date, and from there it’s just a hop skip and a jump to marriage.
Good luck!
*NOTE: If by chance a falcon does appear out of nowhere, simply say ” (falcon’s name) I’ve missed you so much! Don’t ever scare me like that again!” Then offer to take the girl to dinner for helping you find your lost falcon. Bonus: You just got a free falcon!
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping you look for your falcon.
No human being would ever turn down an opportunity like this.
Use the time you spend together searching for the falcon to get to know her.
At the end of your search (10 minutes) you will probably need consoling re: the loss of your one true friend.
By this point her interest in you based on the fact that you were able to put so much love and time into the raising of a falcon will more than ensure a second date, and from there it’s just a hop skip and a jump to marriage.
Good luck!
*NOTE: If by chance a falcon does appear out of nowhere, simply say ” (falcon’s name) I’ve missed you so much! Don’t ever scare me like that again!” Then offer to take the girl to dinner for helping you find your lost falcon. Bonus: You just got a free falcon!
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Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
So thats how you caught the Kat!
/Hmmm seems better than walking a dog, at least you wont have to carry around a poop scoop...
/Hmmm seems better than walking a dog, at least you wont have to carry around a poop scoop...
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"Humankind cannot bear very much reality." T.S. Elliot
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Why , KK?KatrynKat wrote:
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I would have fallen for something like that - I love falcons.
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Tribble... have you seen a falcon fly by here?
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Re: How to meet the girl of your dreams
Because thats how she was caught?StarPhoenix wrote:Why , KK?KatrynKat wrote:
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err....
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Nope but I will be happy to help you look for it. Provided you let me hold it of course...Ron2K wrote:Tribble... have you seen a falcon fly by here?
Always been a sucker for a bird of prey and a sob story. Totally gullible. I am the type to go off with the wolf to find the granny
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Except when the falcon does eventually poop it could potentially be messier than dog poop.Anakha56 wrote:So thats how you caught the Kat!
/Hmmm seems better than walking a dog, at least you wont have to carry around a poop scoop...
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I r teasing wimmin!KatrynKat wrote:err....
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i know...Anakha56 wrote:I r teasing wimmin!KatrynKat wrote:err....
but it wasn't his lost falcon he wanted to show me at the bottom of the garden that fateful day...
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And the poor wolf will get eatenTribble wrote:Nope but I will be happy to help you look for it. Provided you let me hold it of course...Ron2K wrote:Tribble... have you seen a falcon fly by here?
Always been a sucker for a bird of prey and a sob story. Totally gullible. I am the type to go off with the wolf to find the granny
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Well that all depends on your definition of eaten - doesn't it?
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Oh my goodness - I really think you had better set the record straight. You should know what it going through my mind about what he wanted to show you at the bottom of that secluded garden....... Methinks the truth is the safer option. Now spill.KatrynKat wrote:i know...Anakha56 wrote:I r teasing wimmin!KatrynKat wrote:err....
but it wasn't his lost falcon he wanted to show me at the bottom of the garden that fateful day...
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no spilling in public!
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A wild bush pig?
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No that is not what I was thinking
Aw jee - she is just not telling. And you know how I hate not knowing.
Aw jee - she is just not telling. And you know how I hate not knowing.
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A grape fruit tree?
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Mmmmmm still not what I was thinking - but getting closer
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Sounds like one of Barney Stinson's strategems.Ron2K wrote:Buy a falconer’s glove....
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Okay.....so what happens if you substitute a falcon for a larger bird of prey? Guaranteed hottie-or nottie?
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They may run screaming if you find it?
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I have a falcon in my jean pant.