Japan solves World Food Crisis!

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Japan solves World Food Crisis!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/2 ... ffeces?wtf
Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.

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Reminds me of the Dune books... now we are all eeewww... but what if that is the only food and water available?
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You are what you eat....
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Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.
Except that the build up to the raw material creation is also often accompanied by gas emissions from animals . . .
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I think what he's saying is because we're eating cr@p now there would be less need for so many animals. So the animal population would decrease hence, less gas emissions.
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Anakha56 wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/2 ... ffeces?wtf
Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human faeces

Right...

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My dear if this catches on and becomes the norm consider me in your camp... :cry:
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just think of the money you can make :)
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I thought that overpriced steak at the Japanese place last weekend was a little too beefy.
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I would welcome all would-be converts
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Well, what if your particular steak comes from a vegan? Doesn't that make it a vegetarian meal?
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I am feeling ill - I am going to leave this thread for now
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Synthesis wrote:Well, what if your particular steak comes from a vegan? Doesn't that make it a vegetarian meal?
Lol? :lol:
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nom nom nom. Do want.


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Synthesis wrote:Well, what if your particular steak comes from a vegan? Doesn't that make it a vegetarian meal?
Ag, dammit dude, I laughed so hard at that I wanted to rep you and clicked your like button again. :x
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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until i see something more accredited than yahoo and inhabitat, i'm calling "hoax"... :/ the piece smacks of 13yr old scatological silliness...
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Hoax or no - sounds like a k k idea...
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Saw it on MSNBC yesterday so if it is a hoax - well done to them!

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=21932
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I think because it came from Japan is was more credible
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