Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories

[Stuart]

In light of a complaint received about this thread, I am locking it until we've discussed it in the Lounge. Final verdict will be rendered later.

Okay, thread stays open.

Please continue.

[wizardofid]

http://forums.pcformat.co.za/viewtopic. ... 1#p1524301

Cooking with gnomes.

Cooking a gnome in a plastic bag devoid of air that spoils the richness of the gnome, is well complete waste of time and in this sense literally.I guess each to his own when it comes to the actual taste of the gnome.
I still prefer my gnome with a faint heart beat char grilled.

However it has no beneficial taste or flavour than perhaps better tenderizing of the gnome.However I should note that buying c grade gnomes on the black market, is really your own fault if you need to resort to poaching it in bag. Proper aged A grade gnomes bought from reputable gnome butcheries will not have the need to boil in it's own juices.

However the proper method of grilling a gnome would entirely depend on the heat sources and cooking method.Searing a gnome to seal in the juices is perfect way to keep the richness of the gnome in without drying it out and then being left with a piece of gnome where sole purpose would have been to enjoy the gnome and not reincarnate it.

However the cooking method is ideal for gnome feet, tripe, among a few things as well veggies. Gnome ribs should use this method only to be par cooked so all the flavour gets absorbed into the meat, to be finally char grilled.

[wizardofid]

Hmm Wizz speaks like the id10t's in parliament. Talk about an issue by completely evading the point and thus not have an argument to make as there is no point to make an argument about.

Pretty standard stuff for the Wizard.

Perhaps the last post will more to your enjoyment ?

[RuadRauFlessa]

I resent the notion of cooking gnomes. My main WoW persona is a gnome and as such I will be inclined to petition at the gnomish rights commission.

[wizardofid]

I resent the notion of cooking gnomes. My main WoW persona is a gnome and as such I will be inclined to petition at the gnomish rights commission.

Perhaps I should do a piece on WoW...? That should satisfy you hunger....
Perhaps I resent the fact that you will be taking this matter further, I think involving Jehovah Witness and PAETG (People against the Ethical Treatment of gnomes) will just make matters worse as they battle it out, and I continue enjoying my seared gnome right under their noses...

[Johnny Fairplay]

Wizard, call quickly there's still time: 051 436 0343

[wizardofid]

Wizard, call quickly there's still time: 051 436 0343

Your timing would have been good if I was in the need of one.

Perhaps posting your ex-girlfriends number is not ideal on this forum...you know a lot of stalkers and insane mentally unsound people.

What did she ever do to you ?

[Johnny Fairplay]

What did she ever do to you ?

Make an appointment and find out

[CapNemo]

I recon she started a cooking with johnny thread in the same way as your cooking with gnome post

[Johnny Fairplay]

I recon she started a cooking with johnny thread in the same way as your cooking with gnome post

That is an awesome idea! The Cooking with Johnny thread. Hold on while I create that one...

[wizardofid]

What did she ever do to you ?

Make an appointment and find out

As much as I would like to find out and then point and laugh at your impotence, the powers that be says I am not allowed to offend people should I wish to share my ramblings to every one, I have to keep my personal opinion of your ex-relationship to my self.

[Ron2K]

I resent the notion of cooking gnomes. My main WoW persona is a gnome and as such I will be inclined to petition at the gnomish rights commission.

I did the quest in Uldum last night where you have to knock off 1,000 gnomes. Was great fun.

[Stuart]

What did she ever do to you ?

Probably spotted him over the hedge tanning in his Speedo and ran screaming for the hills.

[fallen_angel]

What did she ever do to you ?

Probably spotted him over the hedge tanning in his Speedo and ran screaming for the hills.

Don't forget the crocs

[Stuart]

What did she ever do to you ?

Probably spotted him over the hedge tanning in his Speedo and ran screaming for the hills.

Don't forget the crocs

True. The crocodiles ran screaming for the hills too.

[Johnny Fairplay]

Nice pun. Was it intended though?

[CapNemo]

I see Johnny missed the point I was trying to make that he would we the main ingrediant

Stu maybe we can send him to those rivers wher the crocs eat the people

[wizardofid]

I see Johnny missed the point I was trying to make that he would we the main ingrediant

Stu maybe we can send him to those rivers wher the crocs eat the people

Sorry I don't have any Johnny missed the pun recipes

[wizardofid]

Perhaps I should continue the adventures G-gnome man in the importance of derailing.There is a much larger problem at hand, complaints of only discriminating against gnomes.

I am not sure if there is a better race to discriminate.But perhaps their gardening variety brothers would disagree. Not wanting to start a war perhaps pink flamingos would technically be better taste not necessarily good taste in garden ornaments but be being subjected to constant abuse will not make them fly away.

Which makes it more devious, but essentially pointless having an actual audience that sticks around.This only leaves me perplexed and in constant state of being up right and being in a hollow fiberglass shell of my former self.

But getting back to derailing, but first, those flamingos flaunting their awesomeness with the pink colour and the ability to stand on one leg...

perhaps I should work on my description on the art of subtle derailing...

[Johnny Fairplay]

you need help. Call that number...

[doo_much]

Flamingos doing the flamenco with your garden gnomes?

[wizardofid]

Flamingos doing the flamenco with your garden gnomes?

Technically I don't claim ownership of the gnomes...so any resulting demon spawn will not be my property or concern...

[doo_much]

Well I bet you are practically the owner of your personal G-gnome?

[wizardofid]

Well I bet you are practically the owner of your personal G-gnome?

Betting on practically, but not quite is like taking a stab in the dark and that some one is 10km away and some one you have not seen before....

[Tribble]

Oh this thread is full of win! Thanks for the entertainment - it helped me avoid the last episode of Hanna Montanna. I owe you big time