The Phoenix's Garters

[Tribble]

*Settles down to observe*

[Monty]

This challenge will be good practice
I shall return victorious!

(and to make it fair, I'll refrain from using any form of magic)

[Tribble]

Oooh the competition begins

[Mow]

Ah , i see . A competitor ..... Sir Monty dear friend. Shall we start our endeavours with wine ? * Lifts a chalice to monty * May the heart * cough * of a beautifull woman be the treasure . Cheers.

[CapNemo]

*Rings up the undertaker to go mesure sir Mow and mage Monty for a fitting just in case *

[CapNemo]

*Oh forgot to add squire ... uhm sir Prime's name to the list requiered for fitting quickly corrects the mistake*

[Tribble]

CapNemo, you will not need that. I have protected them from death. Pain they shall feel but die they will not. Not this time.

[Anakha56]

Ah I see - I do not gag my subjects. I believe that it makes it more fun to be able to express themselves Besides - my dungeon is very deep underground - it is completely soundproof

And I issue a challenge - the one who liberates her nickers can rule the Keep for 1 week.

How could I have missed this?!? Hmmmm...

/gets plotting...

[Mow]

Where then is the lady of summer ? I have been absent from tis castle too long. My honourable competitors have earned their place in the ladies trust but I ... I have yet to hear the melody of her voice...

Mage Monty , Can thou tell of the seasons ? Are we entering the the frozen winters or the fertile spring ? The Magics worked on me in the lands of prophecy have blundered my perception . I pray thee speak only to tie my mind into this reality .

Lord Anakha Merry meet . It has been long .

*Offers Cap ,tribs, anakha some mead and honey cakes recently "aquired" from the kitchens*

[CapNemo]

CapNemo, you will not need that. I have protected them from death. Pain they shall feel but die they will not. Not this time.

Aaawwh where's the fun in that

[Anakha56]

Lord Anakha Merry meet . It has been long .

It has been awhile, I see the maid has not been for awhile. There are some massive furballs gathering all over the place!

[Mow]

No body told me she was the maid !

[Anakha56]

I think she was hoping I would forget...

[lancelot]

Of course she is the maid, always has been and always will be!

[Tribble]

CapNemo, you will not need that. I have protected them from death. Pain they shall feel but die they will not. Not this time.

Aaawwh where's the fun in that

But there will be pain

[Tribble]

Of course she is the maid, always has been and always will be!

And you cannot expect me to pick up my own fur balls

[CapNemo]

Tribble but I don't get paid to burry people who are only in pain

[Tribble]

Ooooh true. I could go to the Pride lands and rally up a few customers for you. Been a while since spidey and I went on a rampage I promise to leave enough of the bodies so that you have something to bury.

[CapNemo]

Awwwh thank you Lady Tribble

[Prime]

Alcohol or seduction?

[CapNemo]

Prime combination??


Darn must not get drawn into this it's to dangerous

[Prime]

Prime combination??


Darn must not get drawn into this it's to dangerous

Hmmm, unless I, wait, that would be giving the game away

[CapNemo]

*goes and hide in one of his coffins*

[Prime]

*goes and hide in one of his coffins*

Careful, you might find ama sleeping in one of them. or Sir Abatis

[CapNemo]

*makes sure coffin is unoccupied*