The Phoenix's Garters

[Tribble]

Oh yes dear knight - the stables are full of fun. Just watch out for the needles - they tend to prick a bit

[Monty]

Sir Mow! You cheeky bugger!

*conjures up glasses of fine mead for Mow, Tribs and himself

Tell us of your travels!

[Tribble]

*Sits down to listen to the tale*

[Mow]

Dear friends , I beg thee harken my sad tale.. I have dishonored myself. I traveled to the lands or prophecy(forums.prophecy.co.za). And there i was enchanted with by a mighty wizard with spells of devilish fsb overclocking. It has taken me what feels like decades , but finnally the spells are broken . I have returned to you , humbled. I expect no kindness or forgiveness ....only understanding.

[Mow]

*Fears the silence , will they banish me from the realm , shall i plea for a chance to prove my loyalty ... in the kitchens ? *

[Tribble]

Sir Mow, would you like to step into my dungeon? Just to make sure all the spells are truly broken of course I have a few tools there that will ensure you never want to leave us again

[Monty]

Sir Mow, it's the test of a true knight to be enchanted and drawn away, and to break the spell and return!

*Hands Mow pint of ale.

Oh, and i suggest you keep your appointment in the dungeon... Tribs doesn't take too kindly to being stood up

[Mow]

* Secretly admits to self that the S&M fantasies can no longer be denied * * Downs the pint Monty has presented * Sir Monty , its is good to be among friends again. Tribs , i shall endure any torture .... to repent

[Tribble]

I am so glad to hear that. What safe word would you like to use?

[Prime]

Ah, you were lured by the lust of the magic overclock. She will give you everything and take it all away in a puff of smoke.

welcome back old friend.

[Mow]

Ooh ooh , how about uperextraordinarísimo as the safe word. ?

[Prime]

Ooh ooh , how about uperextraordinarísimo as the safe word. ?

rather clutch a red ball or Ama's knickers.

[Tribble]

Mow, perfect - the harder it is to say when in pain - the better

Prime, you are a strange badger. How do you know she even wears any?

[Prime]

Mow, perfect - the harder it is to say when in pain - the better

Prime, you are a strange badger. How do you know she even wears any?

[Tribble]

Ah now I would have thought the other. Oh well - if he can get hold of a pair...... not sure how that will stop the pain but I am always keen too observe

[Mow]

Dont think its suppose to stop the pain .... Just keep one quite enough so the priests in the court cathedral do not hear .

[Prime]

Ah now I would have thought the other. Oh well - if he can get hold of a pair...... not sure how that will stop the pain but I am always keen too observe

I swear, we should convince a new comer that he has get her knickers and watch the chaos unfold

[SykomantiS]

I second that motion!

[Prime]

Ah now I would have thought the other. Oh well - if he can get hold of a pair...... not sure how that will stop the pain but I am always keen too observe

The point is to use a ball or something similar instead of a safeword. if you drop the object, then your partner stops.

You can't easily shout out a safeword if you are gagged

[Tribble]

Ah I see - I do not gag my subjects. I believe that it makes it more fun to be able to express themselves Besides - my dungeon is very deep underground - it is completely soundproof

And I issue a challenge - the one who liberates her nickers can rule the Keep for 1 week.

[Mow]

I accept the challenge ... Though i do not profess any skill i do so enjoy liberating knickers. Now ,,,, Who are we talking about ?

[Tribble]

Ms America

[Mow]

mmmm . I shall look forward to meeting Lady americantsm1 . I believe a challenge is set , and by my honour as a knight my agreement is binding . I just hope my witt is enough of a shield ... She looks vicious .

[Tribble]

Oooh yes she is - but then it would not be a challenge if she wasn't. Thing that concerns me is - she may just enjoy it

[Mow]

Not as much as I my lady , not as much as I.

* Thinks he should try the gallant aproach first and sets about writing poetry and picking wild flowers *