Any of these belong to you? ;)

jee · Post by **jee** » 17 Aug 2004, 19:32

Working in the padded cells with the inmates we have discouvered many new malaises :

1 - Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops
bright ideas from penetrating.

2 - Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

3 - Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4 - Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5 - Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

6 - Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7 - Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

8 - Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

9 - Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.

10- Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

11- Glibido: All talk and no action.

12- Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13- Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

14- Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15- Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.

16. Intaxication (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

17. Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

Post by **Azgard** » 17 Aug 2004, 21:16

LOL

jee wrote: 13- Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

14- Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 17 Aug 2004, 21:35

All classic, esp.

Intaxication (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

Nice jee.

I think I read some of these in the Mercury a little while ago.

Prime · Post by **Prime** » 31 Aug 2004, 23:38

i read them in an Email.

i chuckled the first time

Post by **neon_chameleon** » 31 Aug 2004, 23:47

answering the subject title :

... all your base?

Get it?

Prime · Post by **Prime** » 31 Aug 2004, 23:58

7 - Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.