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KatrynKat wrote:wait till you have a fat cat sitting on your chest tapping you with her paws(nails) at 4am in the morning as she is hungry....
and then when you do feed her, the other 3 cats awaken and they too want food... :D
Oh believe me. I know the feeling. Little nala will wake up and when she notices that I'm stil sleeping she starts cleaning the shelf by knocking everything down. Which usually generates reaction in the form of yelling or locking her our the room.

There after she looks for the spot which will make the loudest noise. Usually the bathtub and then she will start meowing(more like a demonic scream) until I give in to give her some food. by then the sun is slowly starting to rise.
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You are doing it wrong - don't put the food away when you go to bed. Make sure there is enough for morning.
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There is always plenty
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Siemens wrote:There is always plenty
\\wise that ;)
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Mess with a cat's routine - and you will suffer
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lol, her routine doesnt even exist. It's basically "feed me what I want when I want".
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That is her routine. She screams - you feed.
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I am sorry but: Eff that!
Kitty tried the whole: "miow, miow, breakfast time" with me a couple of times.

She underestimated my laziness.

She doesn't do it anymore.

Your cats JUST RAKU DISCIPRINE!
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Mine know better - they wait for me to sit up in bed before the miaowing starts. Then they follow me to the bathroom - and then we switch the PC on. And while it is booting - they will be fed.
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Hitchcock-type Narrator: Are you nervous, pussycat?
Sylvester: Yep.
Hitchcock-type Narrator: Why don't you try reading? That always helps.
Sylvester: Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea, and besides, reading is good for you.
[picks a book from the shelf, sits down and reads it]
Sylvester: Once upon a time there lived three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird, and a cute little... blue eyed... baby bird.
[drops the book and screams]
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Hinduism “This is the sum of all truth righteousness: treat others as thou would be thyself treated. Do nothing to thy neighbor which hereafter thou would not have thy neighbor do.”

Confucianism Tzu-Kung asked: “Is there one principle upon which one’s whole life may proceed?” The master replied, “Is not reciprocity such a principle?
What you do not yourself desire, do not put before others.”

Buddhism “Hurt not others with that which pains yourself.”

Judaism “What is hurtful to yourself, do not to your fellow men. That is the word of the Torah and the remainder is commentary.”

Christianity “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, for this is the law.”

Islam “Not one of you is a believer until you desire for one another that which you desire for yourself.”
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Amazing how such different beliefs share such a strong core principle. And as Judaism says - the rest is commentary.
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Life is short if you want to hold your grand child. Live it too the fullest.
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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very wise indeed jee
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Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
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"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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"Behind every beautiful thing, there 's some kind of pain." Bob Dylan
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oh oh i got one

"if you are lucky you will die old,if you are fortunate you will live a full life..."
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I definitely want to be fortunate
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It you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.

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"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
William Blake
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
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Attributed to Nintendo's President Hiroshi Yamauchi

One of the Nintendo game designers asked the
company's chief, "What should I make?"

He replied, "Make something great!"
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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lol this is from futurama (which possible has to be the best description of god) watch the whole episode for that description its called godfellas.

this is the wise line i extracted from that episode

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A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions,
but by his inaction.

~ John Stuart Mill ~
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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