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jee's wise words for the day

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f--- off and leave me alone.

§ The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

§ The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

§ Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

§ Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

§ Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

§ If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments

§ Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

§ If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

§ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

§ Have you ever lent someone R20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.

§ If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

§ Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.

§ Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

§ Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

§ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

§ A closed mouth gathers no feet.

§ There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.

§ Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

§ Never miss a good chance to shut up.

§ Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

§ When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our bottom. From there on in, life gets worse

§ The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Post by KristyLKM »

most inspiring....

*off topic*... how are you doing Jee?
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Post by jee »

I get like a man when i'm sick, Kris... pathetic :( and i'm all alone and all i have to read is "Tantric sex" and "Linux in easy steps"
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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shame babe...anything i can do to help?
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Tantric Sex hey, interesting, maybe i need a holiday to KZN ;) hehe :)
when in doubt, paddle out... ;)
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put a cool hand on my head? make me marmite toast and tea? tell me that i'm going to be ok tomorrow? Lol.. I'm just pathetic... *sigh*
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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*hands Jee toast with marmite on....a cupa tea.... and pats her on the shoulder telling her everything's cool*
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Post by fallen_angel »

jee i just sent you a box of "feelin better" and an ice pack via courier... :wink:
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Tommorrow is a public holiday and youll feel so much better, *makes jee some nice warm rooiboss tea, and hands her a plate with 2 slices or marmite toast on it, makes sure she is nicely tucked into bed and comfortable, sits next to her and puts one hand on her head to cool her downa and uses another to rub through her hair slowly :)*
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Post by jee »

po10cy wrote:Tantric Sex hey, interesting, maybe i need a holiday to KZN ;) hehe :)


problem is my head is too sore to appreciate either of my books :(
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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That is a pity, maybe you need a nice quiet relaxing walk along the beach :)
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Post by GreyWolf »

its ok jee, we all have days like this, did not your mother tell you? ah anyway, tomorrow will be a new day, and you will be all better. Trust me, its how it works. ;)
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist that black flag, and begin slitting throats."
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Post by RuadRauFlessa »

Then please inform me in which way my day will be better tomorrow.
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if you in Durban, the sun might just show is yellow head, but then again, thats not very go for a vampire isnt it... oops... :wink:
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Post by GreyWolf »

Raud, I don't know too much about you, so can't make predictions. However its always good to refer to Monty Python, specifically the song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
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Post by RuadRauFlessa »

Yeah but have you listined ot the rest of the song. It is depressing. He makes one sound so insugnificant.
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Post by jee »

The son of a technician asks his father: "Daddy, why the sun rises at the east and goes down at the west?"

The technician answers immediately: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Post by maxxis »

Hi Jee.

I sucks being sick in summer. But dont worry. It only temporary. Get some Echina and vitamins and you will be good in no time.

Good luck and enjou the holiday once you get better.

Cheers
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hiehie,u guys ever read the yo mammas jokes? some wicked cool ****
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proaTt, please no yo mamma jokes - they are distasteful.
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Post by DarkAngel »

jee, ek lees jy is siekerig :?

Hoe gaan dit vandag?
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Post by proaTt »

i didnt post em,lol,maybe one? its a good one,ok no il behave,cool stuff jee!
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I'm glad you decided to behave.. i am not feeling well and that makes me more cranky than normal.....
"Integrity" and "integer" both contain a Latin root meaning "whole; complete." The root sense, then, is that people may be said to be acting with integrity when their beliefs, words, and actions have a sense of unity or wholeness.
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Post by proaTt »

if you can be nice go some place else.... jee lol lol im kidding,hope u feel betta!
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Post by Hill »

jee wrote:I get like a man when i'm sick, Kris... pathetic :(

Hey that's not very nice and to think I was about to come over and read to you. I was even going to let you choose the story.

jee wrote:and i'm all alone and all i have to read is "Tantric sex" and "Linux in easy steps"
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