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The Best School EVAR!!!

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http://www.iol.co.za/news/back-page/sex ... -1.1189156
Sex school is open for funny business

November 30 2011 at 09:15am

The world's first international sex school has opened in Austria and claims it will teach students how to be better lovers, a report said.

But far from being a cheap thrill, one term at the International Sex School in Vienna will cost pupils £1 400 (more than R18 000).

According to orange news, Swedish-born headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson says anyone over the age of 16 can enrol at what she describes as "the world's first college of applied sexuality".

Students live in a mixed sex dormitory block where they're expected to practise their homework.

"Our core education is not theoretical, but very practical. The emphasis is on how to be a better lover,” the new school head added.

"Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on."

Raunchy adverts showing a couple making love have already been banned by Austrian TV, the report said

"This is wrapped up in a very stylish way but it is just selling sex," one protestor commented. - IOL
Holy Batman! I so want to attend this school!

/The new sex ed method? Maybe I should sell it to government as the new OBE sex ed method? Hmmm...
//Now I feel dirty for saying that...
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Anakha56 wrote:Holy Batman! I so want to attend this school!
Pretty sure Pam wants you to attend too :P
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Gives new meaning to "hands on teaching". :P
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hmm i won't mind getting some homework from that school. :P
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I wonder if they have a special insurance or medical aid ..... get the feeling some people would need it :lol:
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DeathStrike wrote:hmm i won't mind getting some homework from that school. :P
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this is the kind of homework that I really would not mind doing :lol:
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"This is wrapped up in a very stylish way but it is just selling sex," one protestor commented. - IOL
Would this person change their tune if they could afford the school fees....or whether they have ever visited a zoo or farmyard or watched National Geographic documentaries..... :twisted:

Well....I see that Exclusive Books does have an adult section, so if there have been user manuals for years, why not have classroom-based study for sexual partners?

I do think that the importance of screening for STDs should be part of the curriculum, and that prophylactics be employed during the mating process to reduce the chance of any unintentional fertilisation.
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Is the study guide a zoned blow-up doll?
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/Starts looking for sponsors...... :-P
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Sounds a lot like learning to become a Companion in Firefly...
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Lol loved that series.

Tell me- is it just the range of partners to practice with that interests you, or are your skills lacking?
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On a similar topic, I hear Top TV is trying to get licenses for three porn channels. Who would pay the extra when you can get porn freely available on the internet?
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Tribble wrote:Lol loved that series.

Tell me- is it just the range of partners to practice with that interests you, or are your skills lacking?
It is the experience: I would like to feel what it is like to cuddle up next to someone.....and maybe do a crossword puzzle, watch science fiction or play computer games together. I would like like to be able to touch her skin.....to run my hands through her hair.... :oops:
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You've never done that?

Son I am dissapoint.
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Sex thread to Forever Alone thread in 1 post....

Well played StarPhoenix
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I can understand that birdie but that cuddle comes with the rest of the package too, and that you may not want. Some packages are difficult and volatile
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@Hman: Have never had the opportunity.
@JammyBear: Thanks :-)
@Tribble: I think that the mere fact that the package in question would be willing to hang around me for long enough to get to the cuddling stage indicates that she would be special-not difficult or demanding at all: a female version of my best friend. Wouldn't that be grand. :-D
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That it would
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I had a chat to my boss about this yesterday....he advised me that women are generally volatile and "difficult", and that have a woman as a close friend would make my life more complicated than it needs to be - possibly more than I can handle. He suggested that I not "chase rainbows", but rather aspire to more realistic work and personal goals.

:-) So there we have it. Forget about the wimmin.
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^^ Exactly. ;)
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Your boss sounds like a sexist douche bag - I'm sure we'd be fast friends :D

But seriously, women make great friends, you just have to find the right ones - as long as the boundaries are clear and you both know the relationship is strictly platonic. It helps if one of you is significantly less attractive than the other :P
I like hanging out with my guy friends , but I have the most fun in mixed company. Women are not essential for a good time when out with friends, but they do help.
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*sigh* I feel sorry for the both of you... :(
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Your boss is very negative but I understand he wants to spare you heartache. You can find a woman who is less volatile than most, there are many of them
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Eish- mixed feelings about this one :?
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SykomantiS wrote:Eish- mixed feelings about this one :?
About? The school? The Bird? The Ron? The Boss? Or the ham? :P
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