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Came to add lels... found lels already at max...
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Um....not much, really.
I cringed so hard I think I popped a vertebrae!

The only women interested in a bio that beta would be Dominatrices, radical feminists and female spousal abusers...

Good luck in your romantic endeavours :lol:
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StarPhoenix wrote:
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You should write him one Hamin
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CapNemo wrote:You should write him one Hamin
But.....but.....Jammi Bear doesn't know me......we....haven't been out for something to drink together.
Not like we did at RaGE last year....AND I have been out for frozen yoghurt with T-Cat.

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It isn't a problem if he doesn't know you most of those profiles are works of fiction anyway if you ask me
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CapNemo wrote:It isn't a problem if he doesn't know you most of those profiles are works of fiction anyway if you ask me
I'm not sure that means that mine should be a work of fiction.

You may be onto something though: if Jammi has nothing better to do while waiting for databasey things to happen, perhaps he could throw together a humorous/over-the top one.....for any given forumite.

This could be fun.
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Pick-up line no. 534t672i/4

You you have the sweetest lickle toes.

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hamin_aus wrote:
StarPhoenix wrote:I’m really good at
Um....not much, really.
I cringed so hard
I add to the cringing there.
StarPhoenix wrote:Pick-up line no. 534t672i/4

You you have the sweetest lickle toes.
Extra ultra cringe.
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So I probably wouldn't make it through a job interview-particularly if asked why they should hire me rather than the other applicants? :P

One of the ladies at the office has been wearing open-tipped shoes. :oops:

Hard not to notice those lickle toesies. This lickle piggy went to market.....
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StarPhoenix wrote:One of the ladies at the office has been wearing open-tipped shoes. :oops:

Hard not to notice those lickle toesies. This lickle piggy went to market.....
Good grief man, get a hold of yourself...

www.wikifeet.com
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Popular celebrity feet site. Happy fapping, you wierdo :P
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:lol:

Is that site safe for work?
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StarPhoenix wrote:Is that site safe for work?
:lol:
It's just pictures of female celebrities feet - no nudity.
It's creepy as hell, but they probably wont fire you for browsing it.
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Fabulous!

So....I could probably get away with a wallpaper change. :wink: :whistling: :P
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I have heard about people who like feet......
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Tribble wrote:I have heard about people who like feet......
Uh, so how did that topic manage to feeture in your conversation?

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You of course. Blame that mouse! He looks all innocent but we know the trooth!
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What? That he likes being short at a cosplay event of tall people, like RAge? ;-)
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I would not know - and he is tall so unless he kneels...... Nope he put the words together.
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At work, rumour has it that "Nicholas has got himself a chick and will be seeing her this weekend."

I am playing along, and in the short-term I have no intention of disabusing them of the notion. :twisted: :P
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Brilliant! Do keep us informed.
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Hey Tribbs, did you hear that Birdie has himself a gf?
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Rumour has it that Nicholas has been invited out to watch a 3d movie at Hemingway's on Sunday.
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Spreading rumours again? You gossip, you!
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Oh that is utterly fantastic. Don't forget the frozen yoghurts
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Thought this may be related to the thread.

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