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How to meet the girl of your dreams

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Buy a falconer’s glove.

Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.

Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”

Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.

If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping you look for your falcon.

No human being would ever turn down an opportunity like this.

Use the time you spend together searching for the falcon to get to know her.

At the end of your search (10 minutes) you will probably need consoling re: the loss of your one true friend.

By this point her interest in you based on the fact that you were able to put so much love and time into the raising of a falcon will more than ensure a second date, and from there it’s just a hop skip and a jump to marriage.

Good luck!

*NOTE: If by chance a falcon does appear out of nowhere, simply say ” (falcon’s name) I’ve missed you so much! Don’t ever scare me like that again!” Then offer to take the girl to dinner for helping you find your lost falcon. Bonus: You just got a free falcon!
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So thats how you caught the Kat! :P :lol:

/Hmmm seems better than walking a dog, at least you wont have to carry around a poop scoop... :P
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Hmmm....have you tried this yourself?

Getchore Falcons here
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:shock:
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KatrynKat wrote::shock:
Why :shock: , KK?
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I would have fallen for something like that - I love falcons.
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Tribble... have you seen a falcon fly by here? :cry:
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StarPhoenix wrote:
KatrynKat wrote::shock:
Why :shock: , KK?
Because thats how she was caught? :P
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err....
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Ron2K wrote:Tribble... have you seen a falcon fly by here? :cry:
Nope but I will be happy to help you look for it. Provided you let me hold it of course...

Always been a sucker for a bird of prey and a sob story. Totally gullible. I am the type to go off with the wolf to find the granny
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Anakha56 wrote:So thats how you caught the Kat! :P :lol:

/Hmmm seems better than walking a dog, at least you wont have to carry around a poop scoop... :P
Except when the falcon does eventually poop it could potentially be messier than dog poop.
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KatrynKat wrote:err....
I r teasing wimmin! :P
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Anakha56 wrote:
KatrynKat wrote:err....
I r teasing wimmin! :P
i know... :P

but it wasn't his lost falcon he wanted to show me at the bottom of the garden that fateful day... ;)
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Tribble wrote:
Ron2K wrote:Tribble... have you seen a falcon fly by here? :cry:
Nope but I will be happy to help you look for it. Provided you let me hold it of course...

Always been a sucker for a bird of prey and a sob story. Totally gullible. I am the type to go off with the wolf to find the granny
And the poor wolf will get eaten
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Well that all depends on your definition of eaten - doesn't it?
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KatrynKat wrote:
Anakha56 wrote:
KatrynKat wrote:err....
I r teasing wimmin! :P
i know... :P

but it wasn't his lost falcon he wanted to show me at the bottom of the garden that fateful day... ;)
Oh my goodness - I really think you had better set the record straight. You should know what it going through my mind about what he wanted to show you at the bottom of that secluded garden....... Methinks the truth is the safer option. Now spill.
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no spilling in public! :)
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A wild bush pig? :P
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No that is not what I was thinking

Aw jee - she is just not telling. And you know how I hate not knowing.
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A grape fruit tree? :P
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Mmmmmm still not what I was thinking - but getting closer
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Ron2K wrote:Buy a falconer’s glove....
Sounds like one of Barney Stinson's strategems.
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Okay.....so what happens if you substitute a falcon for a larger bird of prey? Guaranteed hottie-or nottie?
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They may run screaming if you find it?
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I have a falcon in my jean pant.
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