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jamin_za wrote:
www.deseretnews.com wrote:Utah mom accused of taking inappropriate photos of daughter to send to Oregon man

A Duchesne County woman is facing felony charges after investigators say she took nude photos of her teenage daughter knowing the girl intended to send them to an Oregon man.
Giggity!
Utah = mormon valley, even more so if they are from a rural area in the state.
Chances are this family partake in the cult movement.
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Sojourn wrote:
jamin_za wrote:
www.deseretnews.com wrote:Utah mom accused of taking inappropriate photos of daughter to send to Oregon man

A Duchesne County woman is facing felony charges after investigators say she took nude photos of her teenage daughter knowing the girl intended to send them to an Oregon man.
Giggity!
Utah = mormon valley, even more so if they are from a rural area in the state.
Chances are this family partake in the cult movement.
I somehow don't see Mormons smiling upon a mom taking nude pics of her daughter to send to a 35-year-old man.
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Unless mother and daughter were planning to marry the guy...
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:lol:

Okay, you win.
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FBI comes looking for child porn, so man stabs his computer

When FBI agents burst into his bedroom on May 8, they found Kamil Mezalka standing in his underwear, clutching a two-handed samurai sword that he had just plunged into the side of his desktop computer. The feds were there to question him about 4,000 images and videos of child pornography they believed were linked to his account; Mezalka was apparently trying to destroy the evidence.

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Anakha56 wrote:
doo_much wrote:However.

I wonder how many nubile, +18 girls would fall for the same trick? Maybe I should try it. For the sake of science...
Science needs your valuable research. And if you ever need someone to validate your work do not be afraid to ask hamin_aus to peer review your work :P.
I'm sure if he knew when and where it was happening, he'd take to "peer reviewing" it without prompting from an outside window. :P
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www.mysanantonio.com wrote:Woman gets probation for sex with underage neighbor

A San Antonio woman who admitted to Child Protective Services investigators that she left her children unsupervised to go have sex with a 13-year-old neighbor was ordered Monday to serve deferred adjudication probation for aggravated sexual assault of a child.
Prosecutors had recommended prison for Amanda Ann Nabers, 26, who will have to register as a sex offender for life.
But she gave a full confession, she has already lost her children, her house and her job, and the victim's family was in favor of probation, defense attorney Carlos Martinez told state District Judge Juanita Vasquez-Gardner.
Nabers told authorities the trysts took place four or five times from February to August 2011 while she was high on marijuana and Xanax.
Had Nabers been a man, she would more than likely be prison bound, but the wishes of the victim and his family play a large roll in determining the sentence, the judge said.
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Ooh Jammy would hit that. Heck most guys would lol
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Tribble wrote:Ooh Jammy would hit that. Heck most guys would lol
I think the father next door had a lot to do with the decision not to prosecute.
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Yeah too busy high-fiving his son to press charges...
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I think he meant the father was low one'ing Miss Nabers...
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This next one is a hum-dinger... perhaps the best (worst?) story in the thread so far...
www.dailymail.co.uk wrote:Mom who made sex tape with son, 16, is jailed for four years

A woman who made a sex tape with her teenage son after they were reunited after 15 years apart claims their relationship was not incest - but a case of 'genetic attraction'.
Mistie Rebecca Atkinson, 32, was sentenced to four years and eight months behind bars in Napa County Superior Court, California on Wednesday.
It came after she was found in a Ukiah, California motel room with the 16-year-old boy, who had recorded his mother giving him oral sex on his phone.

Authorities also recovered nude photos Atkinson had sent him after tracking him down through Facebook. She had not seen him for 15 years.
But in a letter to the court, Atkinson, claimed she did not consider it incest, the Napa Valley Register reported.
'I don't feel like I should have the charge of incest because there is something called genetic attraction that is a very powerful [phenomenon] that happens to 50 [per cent] of people becoming reunited with a long-lost relative,' she wrote.

She reportedly had no contact with her son until last year when she began sending him inappropriate messages on the social networking site.
The boy was living with his father at the time and was aware Atkinson was his mother. She did not have custody rights to her him.
'It appears she hadn't had any contact with the son for 15 years' a source told the New York Daily News.
'She contacted him late last year via Facebook and was sending him messages inappropriately.'
The sexual contact began after police responded to domestic violence reports between Atkinson and her live-in boyfriend in Nice, California.
The relationship came to light when the boy's relatives reported the inappropriate Facebook messages between him and Atkinson.
Atkinson and the teen were found in a motel room on March 2.
Police found videos on the boy’s phone from a month earlier showing Atkinson performing oral sex on the teenager and having sex with him.
Atkinson also sent nude pictures of herself to him from her phone, court documents said. They had also talked about running away together.
In May, she had pleaded no contest to incest, oral copulation, lewd contact with a minor and distribution of lewd material to a minor.

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Mistie Atkinson, 32, (pictured left in her police mug shot and right on Facebook) has been convicted of incest after having sex with her son, 16
This family sure trumps the Lannisters, doesn't it :?:

Also - for the record - would hit it... but not if it was my mum
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hamin_za wrote:would hit it... but not if it was my mum
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Apparently the boy refused to talk to the police, he was keeping mum about the whole thing... :whistling:
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Sic :lol:
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Saw this on Amazon: Naughty Teachers Yearbook 2010

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jamin_za wrote:
Also - for the record - would hit it... but not if it was my mum

This thread sure has hit a heavy low, good stuff keep em coming :thumbright:

The word MILF , has a whole new meaning to it now :lol:
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lvrj.com wrote:Two teachers were arrested Monday, accused of having sex with a 16-year-old Basic High School student, Henderson police said.

Bambi Dewey, 32, and John Stalmach, 31, were each booked at the Henderson Detention Center on charges of solicitation of a minor for sex.
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The BlackBerry typo that landed a man in jail

There are quite a few stories on the Daily Mail website that are genuinely jaw-dropping, but none more so than the one that was brought to my attention by @allpointsnorth last night.

It concerns the case of 24-year-old swimming coach, Craig Evans, who was this week freed on appeal from an 18-month jail sentence for seemingly doing nothing more than accidentally sending an intimate text message to his entire address book.

Evans intended to send the message to his girlfriend, in which he reportedly asked her to have sex with him “skin on skin”, and asking whether she would prefer it to be “fast or slow”. Nothing particularly explicit, although certainly not a message you’d want children to see.

Unfortunately, that’s just what happened, because somehow Evans managed to send the message to all the people in his BlackBerry Messenger address book, including two girls aged 13 and 14 who were in his swimming class. He was subsequently arrested and charged with “causing or inciting a child to engage in sexual activity”, and – incredibly – jailed for 18 months at Birmingham Crown Court in July.

Thankfully, his lawyers managed to locate a member of the judiciary with a modicum of common sense at the appeals court in London this week. Lord Justice Elias reportedly accepted that Evans hadn’t intended to target the girls with the explicit message, not least because it was also sent to several members of Evans’ own family. “It is difficult to conclude that he was targeting anyone,” Judge Elias concluded, before freeing – but not clearing – Evans.

His sentence was merely reduced to a nine-month suspended jail term. He will presumably spend the next however many years on the sex offenders’ register, ruining his career as a swimming coach.

Why this story hasn’t become an enormous scandal, along the lines of the Paul Chambers Twitter trial, astonishes me. In fact, a quick trawl of Google News finds only The Daily Mail and one other newspaper reporting it.

Remember, Chambers was merely fined for sending out a jokey tweet that the police somehow misinterpreted as a threat to blow up an airport, and the conviction was eventually quashed. Evans has already spent three months in jail for what seems like nothing more than a hideously unfortunate typo, and still has a sex crime conviction against his name.

Perhaps someone needs to let Stephen Fry, Al Murray and Chambers’ other celebrity backers know about this latest instance of the British justice system failing to grasp modern technology?

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www.wwnytv.com wrote:Woman Allegedly Had Sex With Girl While Husband Watched Via Skype

A Gouverneur couple is in trouble after the wife allegedly had sex with a teenage girl while the husband watched via the internet while he was deployed overseas.
State police say 21 year old Jessica Raymo, who was living on Fort Drum at the time, allegedly engaged in sexual acts with the 15 year old while her husband, 22 year old Shawn Raymo, watched on the internet program called Skype.
Police say Shawn Raymo, a Fort Drum soldier, was deployed to Afghanistan.
They say the incident happened in July 2011.
The Raymos were each charged with use of a child less than 17 in a sexual performance and endangering the welfare of a child.
The were arraigned in LeRay town court and committed to Jefferson County jail on $5,000 bail.
Police say the couple is awaiting grand jury action.

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Okay...

http://mg.co.za/article/2012-11-19-virt ... ch-debate/
Call for 'virtual' child porn stirs Dutch debate
19 Nov 2012 10:42 - Nicolas Delaunay

A call by two Dutch sexologists for "virtual" child pornography to be legalised so as to assuage paedophiles' desires has sparked fierce debate.

A call by two Dutch sexologists for "virtual" child pornography to be legalised so as to assuage paedophiles' desires has sparked fierce debate in the Netherlands.

Sexologists Rik van Lunsen and Erik van Beek of Amsterdam University Hospital (AMC) last month floated the idea of creating child pornography using drawings or computer-generated images.

"If you make virtual child pornography under strict government control with some kind of label explaining that no child was abused, you can give paedophiles a way of regulating their sexual urges," Van Beek told AFP, calling for an enquiry or at least public debate on the issue.

Virtual child pornography – including drawings, paintings or computer-generated images – was made illegal in 2002 as rapidly developing technology made increasingly photorealistic images possible.

As with "traditional" child porn, creating, owning or sharing such images is currently punishable by up to four years in prison in the Netherlands.

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Anakha56 wrote:Virtual child pornography – including drawings, paintings or computer-generated images – was made illegal in 2002
Oh my goodness... Quick, someone let the good folks at Tor and all those chan-sites know that they have been breaking the law since 2002!
They must not be aware of these laws.
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Two things - paedophiles believe that the children want it - so they do not believe that they are harming anyone anyway and we know what these two sexologists do in their free time :P
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/I really dont know where to put this... This news story has me conflicted...

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/ ... _sexu.html
Woman, teenager accused of sexually abusing man at Super Bowl party

Auburn, NY -- One woman and a teenager were charged with sexual abuse following an incident at a Super Bowl party, Auburn police said.

Chasity Bell and an unnamed 16-year-old girl were charged with felony sexual abuse.

Bell and the teen allegedly exposed a 19-year-old man to sexual contact while he was passed out at a Super Bowl party Feb 3, police said.

The two suspects were arraigned in Auburn City Court. The victim was not injured in the alleged sexual assault, police said.
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