The Phoenix's Garters

[CapNemo]

I'm getting the feeling we should just lock up this place and go look for company elsewhere

[Tribble]

Perhaps go on a vacation until some people with imaginations show up?

[CapNemo]

That sounds like a great idea
*walks into the shade and disappears in a swirl of shadows*

[wizardofid]

Sigh I let my self go I see there are numerous souls running errant

[wizardofid]

echo echo echo echo

Well let me try a nerchomancer spell....Great no one here, the pride of darkness, here by claim this domain......

[Tribble]

Withdraw your claim you vermin - oh wait - that's mousey. Withdraw your claim thou pestilent hasty-witted miscreant.

[wizardofid]

Withdraw your claim you vermin - oh wait - that's mousey. Withdraw your claim thou pestilent hasty-witted miscreant.

or what ? Make me hobbit.....! It isn't like you have a realm of troops protecting those flat feet of yours.

[Tribble]

Withdraw your claim you vermin - oh wait - that's mousey. Withdraw your claim thou pestilent hasty-witted miscreant.

or what ? Make me hobbit.....! It isn't like you have a realm of troops protecting those flat feet of yours.

I do not need a realm of troops - I am my troops Nor do I need protection. Know thine enemy

They do still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt

[wizardofid]

Flamethrower checkmate !

[Tribble]

Flamethrower checkmate !

Fire retardant in the fur - you need to submit.

[wizardofid]

Sorry for the delayed response was having some stuffed tribble pancakes with beer made from their tiny little souls.You were saying some thing about not being chechmate ?

[Tribble]

Sorry for the delayed response was having some stuffed gribble pancakes with beer made from their tiny little souls.You were saying some thing about not being chechmate ?

If tribbles were indeed edible - the Klingons would have tried. Dear sir - I wonder what you actually ate ?

[wizardofid]

Sorry for the delayed response was having some stuffed gribble pancakes with beer made from their tiny little souls.You were saying some thing about not being chechmate ?

If tribbles were indeed edible - the Klingons would have tried. Dear sir - I wonder what you actually ate ?

Trust me they taste like chicken, and if you watched star trek enterprise tv series, you would know they are indeed edible....

[Tribble]

Sorry for the delayed response was having some stuffed gribble pancakes with beer made from their tiny little souls.You were saying some thing about not being chechmate ?

If tribbles were indeed edible - the Klingons would have tried. Dear sir - I wonder what you actually ate ?

Trust me they taste like chicken, and if you watched star trek enterprise tv series, you would know they are indeed edible....

I don't remember them being cooked - only someone mentioning it. And we know that not everyone is truthful

[wizardofid]

Sorry for the delayed response was having some stuffed gribble pancakes with beer made from their tiny little souls.You were saying some thing about not being chechmate ?

If tribbles were indeed edible - the Klingons would have tried. Dear sir - I wonder what you actually ate ?

Trust me they taste like chicken, and if you watched star trek enterprise tv series, you would know they are indeed edible....

I don't remember them being cooked - only someone mentioning it. And we know that not everyone is truthful

In season one dr phlox can seen feeding tribbles to some of his critters in the medical bay

[wizardofid]

checkmate

https://kitchenoverlord.com/edible-art- ... -tribbles/

[Tribble]

In season one dr phlox can seen feeding tribbles to some of his critters in the medical bay

So you liken yourself to a critter do you ? How apt
I suppose we are an acquired taste

[wizardofid]

In season one dr phlox can seen feeding tribbles to some of his critters in the medical bay

So you liken yourself to a critter do you ? How apt
I suppose we are an acquired taste

What you are trying to say is i hope you choke on tribble.Rather sad that i schooled you in star trek tribble trivia

[Tribble]

What you are trying to say is i hope you choke on tribble.Rather sad that i schooled you in star trek tribble trivia

I remember that incident but I thought we were talking of human consumption.

[wizardofid]

I am not human, nor are my minions and having had no food in six years....You will be extinct by the end of the week, as I made sure the virus jump species and considering we are the undead and immune, tribbles following social distancing, your numbers aren't looking that hot right now. I have considered every possible scenario.I have made sure the virus mutates and makes tribbles impotent.

Time travel
Tribbles in stasis
Secret stash of tribble DNA
Other dimensions
Zombie tribbles
You name it I have it covered.

In other words your bases are belong to us !!!!!

[Tribble]

I am not human, nor are my minions and having had no food in six years....You will be extinct by the end of the week, as I made sure the virus jump species and considering we are the undead and immune, tribbles following social distancing, your numbers aren't looking that hot right now. I have considered every possible scenario.I have made sure the virus mutates and makes tribbles impotent.

Time travel
Tribbles in stasis
Secret stash of tribble DNA
Other dimensions
Zombie tribbles
You name it I have it covered.

In other words your bases are belong to us !!!!!

Killing a potential food supply doesn't seem very wise - now does it ? But then I can hardly expect you to think logically - you are a male I presume ?! By wiping out our species in one week, and warning us of your plan, you have given us enough time to eat all the edible food sources on the planet. Yes - some will have to volunteer to consume meat - but it is a noble sacrifice. By the time we die out - there will be no other food on this or nearby worlds for you. Any place a tribble is - will be desolate. All you will have to feast on are your regrets and your starving minions.

[wizardofid]

I am not human, nor are my minions and having had no food in six years....You will be extinct by the end of the week, as I made sure the virus jump species and considering we are the undead and immune, tribbles following social distancing, your numbers aren't looking that hot right now. I have considered every possible scenario.I have made sure the virus mutates and makes tribbles impotent.

Time travel
Tribbles in stasis
Secret stash of tribble DNA
Other dimensions
Zombie tribbles
You name it I have it covered.

In other words your bases are belong to us !!!!!

Killing a potential food supply doesn't seem very wise - now does it ? But then I can hardly expect you to think logically - you are a male I presume ?! By wiping out our species in one week, and warning us of your plan, you have given us enough time to eat all the edible food sources on the planet. Yes - some will have to volunteer to consume meat - but it is a noble sacrifice. By the time we die out - there will be no other food on this or nearby worlds for you. Any place a tribble is - will be desolate. All you will have to feast on are your regrets and your starving minions.

Sounds like a great plan, it means I can finally go relax in my fire pool of souls.

[Tribble]

Sounds like a great plan, it means I can finally go relax in my fire pool of souls.

And haunted by the ghosts of tribbles

[wizardofid]

Sounds like a great plan, it means I can finally go relax in my fire pool of souls.

And haunted by the ghosts of tribbles

Their little ghost specters will make excellent soul beer.

CHECK MATE !

[Tribble]

Sounds like a great plan, it means I can finally go relax in my fire pool of souls.

And haunted by the ghosts of tribbles

Their little ghost specters will make excellent soul beer.

CHECK MATE !

With every sip, we have a new opportunity to choke you.