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by ArmatageShanks
26 Sep 2012, 11:43
Forum: Skidmarks
Topic: Recommended Car Service Centres in Cape Town?
Replies: 2
Views: 2001

Recommended Car Service Centres in Cape Town?

My car (2007 Golf MK1) is way past due for a service. Can anyone recommend some places in Cape Town, or maybe just share your experiences, good or bad, with various dealers? I must confess to my lack of general vehicular knowledge, so I just need to find a place that won't take advantage of that. Yo...
by ArmatageShanks
22 Apr 2010, 13:23
Forum: Databases
Topic: Query Dbase7 DBF using linked server in SQL Server 2005
Replies: 0
Views: 5770

Query Dbase7 DBF using linked server in SQL Server 2005

I have to import DBF files into a SQL Server 2005 db. I'm using a linked server to query the files directly, however certain files keep throwing errors at me. I've since discovered that the problematic files are Dbase7. The others are all Dbase3/5. The problem: 1. Using Microsoft.Jet.OLEDB.4.0 Drive...
by ArmatageShanks
25 Dec 2009, 17:54
Forum: Hardware
Topic: Hard drive speed suddenly slow - Enable Write Caching?
Replies: 4
Views: 169

Re: Hard drive speed suddenly slow - Enable Write Caching?

Ok, but what is the default setting? What is yours set to?
by ArmatageShanks
25 Dec 2009, 17:36
Forum: Hardware
Topic: Hard drive speed suddenly slow - Enable Write Caching?
Replies: 4
Views: 169

Hard drive speed suddenly slow - Enable Write Caching?

My games are suddenly taking extremely long to install and copying files also takes quite longer than it used to. When I enable write caching the transfer rate doubles, but there's a warning about possible data corruption blah blah. I have never changed that setting before, so I assume that it had b...
by ArmatageShanks
19 Sep 2009, 13:29
Forum: PC Gaming
Topic: What's that game?
Replies: 3
Views: 233

Re: What's that game?

Nope. It's not that.
by ArmatageShanks
19 Sep 2009, 12:46
Forum: PC Gaming
Topic: What's that game?
Replies: 3
Views: 233

What's that game?

I remember seeing a game trailer earlier this year but I can't for the life of me remember the title. It went a little something like this: It's night There's a police car A boy/man is pursued by a zombie policeman (asian-looking, if I remember correctly) into a house. Boy/man hides in closet. Zombi...
by ArmatageShanks
14 Aug 2009, 10:12
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Afrikaans
Replies: 226816
Views: 1890546

Re: Afrikaans

The sentence is irrelevant. You see, my Afrikaans-speaking buddy laughed at me when i used the term "asem ingehaal". He said that the correct term is "ingeasem" (which sounded wrong to me, but what do I know?). I asked a bunch of English speaking ppl yesterday and they all said &...
by ArmatageShanks
14 Aug 2009, 09:00
Forum: PC Gaming
Topic: Guitar Hero: World Tour PC
Replies: 8
Views: 335

Re: Guitar Hero: World Tour PC

Ok, despite the lack of info and stuff I took the risk and bought it for PC. It runs just peachy on my low-end rig (E7200, 2 gigs ddr 667, 9500gt top), although i have to lower some settings for some stages. You can play guitar, bass or drums with your keyboard but you cannot change the key settings...
by ArmatageShanks
14 Aug 2009, 08:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Afrikaans
Replies: 226816
Views: 1890546

Re: Afrikaans

Can someone please help with this. How do you say "Then I inhaled" or "Then I took a breath" in Afrikaans?
by ArmatageShanks
05 Aug 2009, 09:17
Forum: PC Gaming
Topic: Guitar Hero: World Tour PC
Replies: 8
Views: 335

Re: Guitar Hero: World Tour PC

I'm looking for extra info to find out if there are any bugs/performance/peripheral probs, etc. I really want the game and my PC exceeds the minimum requirements but doesn't quite meet the recommended specs. Therefore I need some user-experience advice. The fact that it has been released but has no ...
by ArmatageShanks
05 Aug 2009, 07:51
Forum: PC Gaming
Topic: Guitar Hero: World Tour PC
Replies: 8
Views: 335

Guitar Hero: World Tour PC

Why can I not find any information for this game?
I had it in my hands yesterday at Look&Listen but I thought I'd check out some reviews first; however, nowhere on the web does it state that it's even been released. No reviews, just previews. What's up with that?

Have any one of you bought it?
by ArmatageShanks
05 Aug 2009, 07:45
Forum: PC Gaming
Topic: Possible Fake Game Purchased From Look N Listen
Replies: 21
Views: 882

Re: Possible Fake Game Purchased From Look N Listen

I bought Homeworld 2 from them early this year. It came without a CD key - had to search the net. Installed. Launch - Please Insert CD. Hmmmm... - found "patch" on the CD (AVG detected trojan, but I thought what the hell) - Installed. Launch - Please Insert CD. You leave me no choice - dow...
by ArmatageShanks
23 Jan 2009, 13:22
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: Too many flies, so little time
Replies: 16
Views: 664

Re: Too many flies, so little time

A friend suggested there might be some kind of play on words with "time flies"... :scratch:
by ArmatageShanks
23 Jan 2009, 13:19
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: hello == goodbye?
Replies: 11
Views: 466

hello == goodbye?

Microsoft Word 2003 lists "ciao", "hi", "goodbye", "so long" and "see you later" as synonyms of "hello".
Have I been missing something for these past 21 years? Do people actually use "hello" as a parting-greeting?
by ArmatageShanks
21 Jan 2009, 09:23
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Lyrics that have stuck with you
Replies: 533
Views: 28361

Re: Lyrics that have stuck with you

Oh yes tribble, too many green day songs to paste here. The Sawtooth Grin - Meathook Marty and the Pajama Party Severed heads dont roll quite as well as expected A perfect body bag prom queen waiting for her close up Like a declawed ***** cat bleeding on my new rug that Tied the room together so wel...
by ArmatageShanks
21 Jan 2009, 08:00
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: A little bit of humility and compassion
Replies: 19
Views: 698

Re: A little bit of humility and compassion

This kind of stuff always, ahem... chokes me up. :oops:
by ArmatageShanks
19 Jan 2009, 15:50
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: Too many flies, so little time
Replies: 16
Views: 664

Re: Too many flies, so little time

Nope, it was one of those steel-container-carrier trucks.
by ArmatageShanks
19 Jan 2009, 08:22
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: Too many flies, so little time
Replies: 16
Views: 664

Too many flies, so little time

"Too many flies, so little time"

I saw this on a sticker pasted at the back of a truck and it's been keeping me awake for days. WTH is it supposed to mean?
by ArmatageShanks
18 Dec 2008, 14:48
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: [W] Enema, for moral constipation
Replies: 88
Views: 1457

Re: Unethical dilenemas

First you like chicken?, now this. My threads are cursed.
by ArmatageShanks
18 Dec 2008, 14:46
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: [W] Enema, for moral constipation
Replies: 88
Views: 1457

Re: An moral dilemma

RuadRauFlessa wrote:
Stuart wrote:
UrBaN wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: who renamed the thread :lol:
I'm guessing Ruad, but possibly maxxis. However, maxxis would have been something along the lines of "A Ding-Dong Fairies Ethical Dilemma."
I actually changed it back.
You have my blessing to remove the offensive "n".
by ArmatageShanks
18 Dec 2008, 14:42
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: [W] Enema, for moral constipation
Replies: 88
Views: 1457

Re: A unmoral dilemmas

Gee, thanks mods. :lol:
by ArmatageShanks
18 Dec 2008, 14:28
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: [W] Enema, for moral constipation
Replies: 88
Views: 1457

Re: An moral dilemma

RuadRauFlessa wrote:
Stuart wrote:AN moral dilemma?
Oops. Was originally gonna be "An ethical dilemma". I forgot the an was there when I replaced "ethical" with "moral"

It's now making me cringe. Can a mod please rename it?
by ArmatageShanks
18 Dec 2008, 14:02
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: [W] Enema, for moral constipation
Replies: 88
Views: 1457

[W] Enema, for moral constipation

You are in a shop. You crave some juice. You go to the vending machine, insert the money, press the button for a can of juice and out comes... two!

What do you do next?
by ArmatageShanks
17 Oct 2008, 11:31
Forum: Databases
Topic: Monitoring db activity/usage in SQL Server 2005
Replies: 6
Views: 559

Re: Monitoring db activity/usage in SQL Server 2005

All I need to know is if the database is being used at all (for every database on a server).
I just need the most efficient way of determining this.
by ArmatageShanks
15 Oct 2008, 09:03
Forum: Databases
Topic: Monitoring db activity/usage in SQL Server 2005
Replies: 6
Views: 559

Re: Monitoring db activity/usage in SQL Server 2005

Ok, so I've started playing around with the profiler. What would be the best event to trace to monitor db activity? I was thinking perhaps SQL:BatchCompleted, because it records all queries made to all db's on a server; but letting it run for a week or two could result in a very big saved file/table...