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by Ark
28 Mar 2020, 22:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: So it's been a LONG time. How have your lives changed?
Replies: 89
Views: 495

Re: So it's been a LONG time. How have your lives changed?

Things that changed: I quit my IT job and became a locksmith. Got married. Gained 40Kg.

Things that didnt change: Still drink and jol as if I'm 19. Still play games. Still not taking life seriously.
by Ark
20 Aug 2016, 11:19
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Earthquake
Replies: 6
Views: 1669

Re: Earthquake

Was another tremor two days ago. Anyone feel it? I just heard a sound like thunder. Thought maybe Jamin's mom got out of bed.

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by Ark
14 Aug 2016, 18:59
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Any life left here on the forum?
Replies: 26
Views: 1600

Re: Any life left here on the forum?

Scrotum.

I just want to say that again.

Scrotum.

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by Ark
14 Dec 2014, 13:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350026
Views: 2043269

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Seeing fake frosting and pictures of snow flakes on a lot of shop windows around town. In the blistering summer heat. Am I the only one who finds this completely **** retarded?
by Ark
11 Dec 2014, 12:30
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Afrikaans
Replies: 226814
Views: 1853885

Re: Afrikaans

Hehe ja voeter nog aan :)
by Ark
11 Dec 2014, 10:17
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Afrikaans
Replies: 226814
Views: 1853885

Re: Afrikaans

Vandag
by Ark
10 Dec 2014, 14:31
Forum: PC Gaming
Topic: Steam Specials!
Replies: 379
Views: 52288

Re: Steam Specials!

Geeks get married indeed. When I got married, hell froze over
by Ark
08 Dec 2014, 15:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Year End Functions 2014
Replies: 14
Views: 2271

Re: Year End Functions 2014

As soon as I get a copy I'll post it
by Ark
08 Dec 2014, 11:50
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Pride OF Darkness.
Replies: 12282
Views: 226132

Re: The Pride OF Darkness.

I remember hiphopbunny. She was hot.
by Ark
08 Dec 2014, 10:53
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350026
Views: 2043269

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Greetings, gentlemen. How's it hanging?
by Ark
08 Dec 2014, 10:51
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Year End Functions 2014
Replies: 14
Views: 2271

Re: Year End Functions 2014

We had our year end function this weekend. I ended up breaking a long run of sobriety. Tequila amnesia... Anyfart, there was a camera floating around and evidently it was a bender. There was one particular image portraying me giving our 80 year old boss a lap dance, which I have no recollection of.....
by Ark
08 Dec 2014, 10:45
Forum: PC Gaming
Topic: Steam Specials!
Replies: 379
Views: 52288

Re: Steam Specials!

DeathStrike wrote:I just bought the skyrim legendary edition in last sale.
Kiss your social life goodbye.
by Ark
28 Jul 2014, 15:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350026
Views: 2043269

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Hello chinas
by Ark
07 Jun 2014, 00:44
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Pride OF Darkness.
Replies: 12282
Views: 226132

Re: The Pride OF Darkness.

Sigh... I miss the old days.. :'(
by Ark
06 Jun 2014, 12:58
Forum: The Magazine
Topic: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...
Replies: 109
Views: 17544

Re: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...

Oh lord, that word filter made me sound gay
by Ark
06 Jun 2014, 12:57
Forum: The Magazine
Topic: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...
Replies: 109
Views: 17544

Re: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...

They can replace the branding with a picture of my bottom :D
by Ark
17 May 2014, 16:03
Forum: The Magazine
Topic: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...
Replies: 109
Views: 17544

Re: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...

I meant my money was on RRF and MT
by Ark
17 May 2014, 16:01
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350026
Views: 2043269

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Furion wrote:Won't beer and cheese mixed together cause a rather nasty case of flatulence? I mean it's two fermented products getting closely aquatinted in an acidic environment...

Life's a bed of roses...until you smell the cheese.
Yep. That's why my wife is threatening divorce.
by Ark
15 May 2014, 17:59
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350026
Views: 2043269

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Blasphemy. Thou shalt not profane the name of cheese.
by Ark
15 May 2014, 16:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Afrikaans
Replies: 226814
Views: 1853885

Re: Afrikaans

Hallo pop
by Ark
15 May 2014, 16:15
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350026
Views: 2043269

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Beer and a slice of cheese
by Ark
15 May 2014, 16:14
Forum: The Magazine
Topic: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...
Replies: 109
Views: 17544

Re: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...

What? RRF and KK? Heh my money was on MT
by Ark
14 May 2014, 14:58
Forum: The Magazine
Topic: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...
Replies: 109
Views: 17544

Re: PC Format’s shutting its South African doors...

Perhaps I'm pushing my luck, but since the mag is gone and the forum is doomed, perhaps now someone can shed some light on what caused the great banning?
by Ark
23 Apr 2014, 13:51
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Photography - (max 640px X 480px allowed!)
Replies: 3138
Views: 132021

Re: Photography - (max 640px X 480px allowed!)

Whats with the size limit?