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by Stuart
08 Sep 2020, 10:33
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

The wife fattened me up just a tad.

Should I be nervous that she's starting to ask if she can feel my finger?
by Stuart
08 Sep 2020, 10:25
Forum: Discussions
Topic: A thread not for the easily offended
Replies: 8979
Views: 216094

Re: A thread not for the easily offended

I can't watch that. I really cannot handle Trump's voice. It's like nails-on-the-chalkboard stuff to me.
by Stuart
08 Sep 2020, 10:23
Forum: The Locker Room
Topic: The Cricket Thread
Replies: 5469
Views: 151517

Re: The Cricket Thread

Yeah, that was how I used to bat.
by Stuart
08 Sep 2020, 10:21
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Birthdays and birthday wishes!
Replies: 5171
Views: 193100

Re: Birthdays and birthday wishes!

Synthesis wrote: 07 Sep 2020, 12:42 Happy Birthday Stu, here's a present from the old days.

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Lol, thanks. Will you courier it to me?
by Stuart
08 Sep 2020, 10:19
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Sheesh, early vs. newer FB pics?
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by Stuart
08 Sep 2020, 10:05
Forum: Forum Meets
Topic: Virtual Meetup 12 Sept (Poss)
Replies: 15
Views: 192

Re: Virtual Meetup 12 Sept (Poss)

Topic: PCFormat Virtual Meet Time: Sep 12, 2020 09:00 Europe/London Sep 12, 2020 10:00 Africa/Johannesburg, Europe/Amsterdam Sep 12, 2020 16:00 Australia/Perth Sep 12, 2020 17:30 Australia/Adelaide Sep 12, 2020 18:00 Australia/Brisbane, Australia/Melbourne, Australia/Sydney Sep 12, 2020 20:00 Pacif...
by Stuart
18 Apr 2020, 11:29
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

IMG-20200416-WA0010.jpg Mousey is there something you want to tell us? :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :shock: Who leaked that now? Daughter was in a lot of pain yesterday - seems her anxiety caused another ulcer. So we went to the doctor. Only she was allowed in after they took her temp. I had to stay o...
by Stuart
15 Apr 2020, 18:51
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

You know a REALLY fun thing to do in lockdown? Get sick and make a doctor's appointment. It feels not dissimilar to arranging prison visitation.
by Stuart
15 Apr 2020, 18:46
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Hey, Primesy, settle this for us: Is Australia real? Flat earthers tell me it's not. Are you and hamin and Ryan just hunkered together in a bunker somewhere in the Karoo?

Be honest.
by Stuart
15 Apr 2020, 18:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Funny, they're just like Mac Keyboards, full of buttons and letters :lol: :P But no command key, which is kinda essential on a MacBook. Apparently "We built this city on rock and roll" is the worst song of all time. Who knew? :lol: Baby shark disagrees. Have you been introduced yet to the I'm a Ban...
by Stuart
12 Apr 2020, 06:53
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

My left command key has popped off my MacBook and won't click back into place. In the middle of lockdown. You know how irritating it is trying to work with a Command key that lifts off every time your thumb gets a little sweaty? :cry: Get an external space bar :P I have an external keyboard. At the...
by Stuart
12 Apr 2020, 06:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

My left command key has popped off my MacBook and won't click back into place. In the middle of lockdown. You know how irritating it is trying to work with a Command key that lifts off every time your thumb gets a little sweaty? :cry: You use your thumb on your command key ? What is a command key ?...
by Stuart
11 Apr 2020, 11:21
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Welcome Home !!!!
Replies: 196
Views: 1031

Re: Welcome Home !!!!

Oh ... you mean Joaquin Phoenix ...
by Stuart
11 Apr 2020, 11:20
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

My left command key has popped off my MacBook and won't click back into place. In the middle of lockdown. You know how irritating it is trying to work with a Command key that lifts off every time your thumb gets a little sweaty? :cry: Get an external space bar :P I have an external keyboard. At the...
by Stuart
11 Apr 2020, 11:19
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Ron2K wrote: 10 Apr 2020, 12:21
Stuart wrote: 10 Apr 2020, 11:52 blah blah blah MacBook blah blah blah
That's your problem...

:run4hills:
I used to agree with you.

Then Microsoft released Windows 10.
by Stuart
10 Apr 2020, 11:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

My left command key has popped off my MacBook and won't click back into place. In the middle of lockdown. You know how irritating it is trying to work with a Command key that lifts off every time your thumb gets a little sweaty?

:cry:
by Stuart
10 Apr 2020, 11:51
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

Prime wrote: 09 Apr 2020, 23:55 To be fair, anywhere is denser than Alberton, but not as dense! :twisted: :wink:
Have you been to Brakpan?
by Stuart
09 Apr 2020, 14:43
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

I had plenty of essential shopping to do today.

Picked up some nonessentials while there.
by Stuart
09 Apr 2020, 14:36
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

D3PART3D wrote: 09 Apr 2020, 14:14 STUART!!! :D :hug:

:smack:
Who? Me?

:runforthehills:
by Stuart
09 Apr 2020, 14:35
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

I survived the doctors... Nothing to worry about... Only my sinusitis that didn't want to get better with normal meds... Plus I was on a quick drip for antibiotics for the cellulitis that is flaring up again... And then I dragged RRF to the shops to get whipping cream as pouring cream won't work in...
by Stuart
09 Apr 2020, 14:06
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

:shock: That is not what I thought it was. noun plural coot·ies. Informal. a louse, especially one affecting humans, as the body louse, head louse, or pubic louse. a child's term for an imaginary germ or disease that one can catch by touching a person who is disliked or socially avoided: The girls ...
by Stuart
09 Apr 2020, 13:15
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

StarPhoenix wrote: 09 Apr 2020, 12:40 Cooties? What's cooties, Precious?
cootie
/'ku:ti/

noun
plural noun: cooties

A mark or icon on the body of a pony, ordinarily on the rump.
by Stuart
09 Apr 2020, 12:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

I missed three pages of chatter and only one things of importance needs to be noted: Boys don't have cooties. That's a girl thing.

/end
by Stuart
07 Apr 2020, 12:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

I survived the shops!!!! Had to wait in ques outside Woolies and Dischem in the sun but other than that it was fine... RRF was waiting outside in the car and because he didn't listen to me when I said we should start the cars last week he thus sat with a dead battery (it only worked to get us to th...
by Stuart
07 Apr 2020, 12:10
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350020
Views: 2043165

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

It's thanks bro Ron is a kiwi, you racist! Kiwi. Aussie. Same difference. Like Americans and Canadians. My PC is making a funny grinding noise that I always assumed was the HDD platter, but now I only have SSDs. Explain this to me, you computer nerds. It's your music. Upgrade your taste. White shor...