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So anyone tried the Consumer preview edition.

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2011/09/daddy_rapist_but_i_was_careful.php My rapes had a tender, loving component ​Imade A. Jati didn't know that the call from his daughter was being recorded or that the questions he was being asked had been written by Matt Ricci, a veteran Irvine police det...

"I want a big house, loads of babies and I want us to get married and spend the rest of our lives together," my girlfriend burst with happiness. "SARAH," I shouted shaking her. "What are you doing?" She replied. "You were freaking me out for a moment there babe,&qu...

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" Son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the...

My suspicious girlfriend came home from work early today and said to me "I know something grotesque and unnatural is going on right under my nose"

"Relax darling, your moustache is lovely" I replied

It was deep into injury time. I managed to get in the way of a Lampard pass and the ball bounced to Giggs. He gave it to Nani, who crossed it in for Rooney to volley home the winning goal. The emotion took over me. I stripped off my shirt, ran towards the crowd and dived in to celebrate with the fan...

"Let me out of this ambulance!" I shouted in a panic. "Calm down Mr Smith and consider yourself lucky you escaped the car crash with just a broken arm," yelled the paramedic. "That's exactly what i'm doing," I replied, "Just tell your female colleague to stop the v...

As a man of jewish descent I dont like jokes about us jews. I think they often cement prejudices and misinterpretations of the jewish people and culture. But every now and then even I enjoy a good laugh and feel that I dont be so serious about everything. So I have a very good joke about the holocau...

Hi Guys Wondering if you could help. I have an Iphone 3GS and i installed the WhatsApp application for. It's a free messenger. but every time i run the app i get the error message: "Network Required WhatsApp requires an active internet connection to go through the setup process. edge, 3g and WI...

got robbed my fijitsu-siemes laptop a few weeks ago and needed a replacement.

I am sure that at that exact moment, pistols girl never imagined that her facial expression would be a disappointment to so many people.

Athlon XP 2400+ major upgrade from a Celeron 900 MHZ.

I've just published a book on preserving the rainforest and what we can do as a human race to help protect it.
It's over 2000 pages long.

I said to my daughter "I bet you I could win at poker"
She said "But I know you are good at poker"
I said "No, I ran of money last night when I was playing with the guys, so I bet you, Dave will be here in an hour"

Inception OST - Time

Yesterday while out for a drink with my mate I asked him why he kept pouring beer onto his hand.
He replied. 'I'm trying to get my date drunk.'

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