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by Johnny Fairplay
28 Jan 2011, 15:31
Forum: Security
Topic: Conficker still a threat
Replies: 9
Views: 960

Re: Conficker still a threat

As a matter of fact, try downloading any virus... it's not happening. What is Jamin's web address I'm sure it's crawling with viruses to download.
by Johnny Fairplay
28 Jan 2011, 15:29
Forum: Skidmarks
Topic: VW makes a concept car I want.
Replies: 9
Views: 1182

Re: VW makes a concept car I want.

Let's nominate this in the fail thread :D

Horrible looking car... and so low in the rear. How will one cross a speed bump..

Rather give me a Land Rover Defender with a hybrid engine please :D
by Johnny Fairplay
28 Jan 2011, 15:14
Forum: Security
Topic: Conficker still a threat
Replies: 9
Views: 960

Re: Conficker still a threat

If it's such a threat, why can't I even download Conficker after trying for hours to find it... quite strange.
by Johnny Fairplay
28 Jan 2011, 14:06
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Nelson Mandela
Replies: 35
Views: 892

Re: Nelson Mandela

I sense a new national holiday being declared soon...
by Johnny Fairplay
25 Jan 2011, 13:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What have you eaten last?
Replies: 3440
Views: 88792

Re: What have you eaten last?

americantsm1 wrote:Toast on brown bread and Orange Marmalade mmmm
Yo dawg, we put some bread on your bread so you can have bread while you eat bread
by Johnny Fairplay
25 Jan 2011, 11:39
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Geek Chic
Replies: 24
Views: 1849

Re: Geek Chic

Try these oaklys for style

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by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 16:28
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Word Chain
Replies: 58468
Views: 713246

Re: Word Chain

emo
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 16:26
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories
Replies: 176
Views: 12047

Re: Wizardofid's pun intended thread (Sensitive pansy warnin

you need help. Call that number...
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 16:24
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: Do you tip the pizza man?
Replies: 31
Views: 2049

Re: Do you tip the pizza man?

SykomantiS wrote:
Look, I hate Yammie's as much as the next guy, but let's not get personal?
lol? Gixxer fanboi :D
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 16:18
Forum: General Chat
Topic: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish
Replies: 350049
Views: 2094600

Re: English Spam Thread and General Rubbish

wizardofid wrote:
CapNemo wrote:gullibers travels??
I don't think being tied down by 2 inch high gnomes would make a good bed time story for the forum kids...
what's it with you and gnomes today?
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 16:16
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: Do you tip the pizza man?
Replies: 31
Views: 2049

Re: Do you tip the pizza man?

DarkStar wrote:The sad part is that quite a few of us actually love our jobs.

I mean, where else do you get paid to ride your motorcycle all over the show?
Then you probably ride a Yamaha R6...
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 15:46
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: Do you tip the pizza man?
Replies: 31
Views: 2049

Re: Do you tip the pizza man?

Dude find another job
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 15:35
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: Sous Vide Cooking
Replies: 10
Views: 627

Re: Sous Vide Cooking

sure, i wouldn't use any old plastic bag but most of what you'd be able to purchase in a supermarket these days would have been spec'd safe for use in microwave ovens, which would require them to be stable to temperatures far in excess of those required to cook the food... I've seen people put the ...
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 15:29
Forum: Arkham Asylum
Topic: Do you tip the pizza man?
Replies: 31
Views: 2049

Re: Do you tip the pizza man?

Yes I do, but not because of the danger the poor dude has to face. I tip because if you don't, next week on Pizza friday the poor dude will remember you did not tip and leave a suprise on your pizza...
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 15:15
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories
Replies: 176
Views: 12047

Re: Wizardofid's pun intended thread (Sensitive pansy warnin

Nice pun. Was it intended though?
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 15:13
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Cooking with Johnny
Replies: 2
Views: 222

Re: Cooking with Johnny

Onions with Pasta Nests http://l.yimg.com/jn/util/anysize/419x-86400,http%3A%2F%2Fl.yimg.com%2Fjn%2Fimages%2Frecipes%2F1%2F16%2Fp_R099706.jpg Ingredients * 1 Tbsp. butter * 1 Tbsp. olive oil * 2 lb. sweet onions, sliced 1/2 inch thick and separated into rings * 1/2 tsp. salt * 1/4 tsp. ground black ...
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 15:12
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Cooking with Johnny
Replies: 2
Views: 222

Cooking with Johnny

Hawaiian Tacos http://l.yimg.com/jn/util/anysize/419x-86400,http%3A%2F%2Fl.yimg.com%2Fjn%2Fimages%2Frecipes%2F1%2F13%2Fp_R095923.jpg Ingredients * 1 lb. bulk hot Italian sausage * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 2 cloves garlic, minced * Dash bottled hot pepper sauce * 12 taco shells * 1 recipe Hawaiian Pin...
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 15:03
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories
Replies: 176
Views: 12047

Re: Wizardofid's pun intended thread (Sensitive pansy warnin

CapNemo wrote:I recon she started a cooking with johnny thread in the same way as your cooking with gnome post
That is an awesome idea! The Cooking with Johnny thread. Hold on while I create that one...
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 14:59
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories
Replies: 176
Views: 12047

Re: Wizardofid's pun intended thread (Sensitive pansy warnin

wizardofid wrote: What did she ever do to you ? :wink:
Make an appointment and find out :wink:
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 14:49
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories
Replies: 176
Views: 12047

Re: Wizardofid's pun intended thread (Sensitive pansy warnin

Wizard, call quickly there's still time: 051 436 0343
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 13:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wizardofid's misadventures and other stories
Replies: 176
Views: 12047

Re: Wizardofid's pun intended thread (Sensitive pansy warnin

KALSTER wrote:I wonder: if the multiple personalities in a skizo's head are telepathically united with each other into a hive mind, is he still a skizo?
Not sure but his head must be buzzing
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 13:33
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Rock / Metal heads.
Replies: 1561
Views: 61656

Re: Rock / Metal heads.

DAE_JA_VOO wrote:
Besides, this guy is a troll anyway, and I'm not feeding this one.
Whatevs
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 12:57
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Rock / Metal heads.
Replies: 1561
Views: 61656

Re: Rock / Metal heads.

You’ve got a p*s*y I have a d**k So, what’s the problem Let’s do it quick So take me now before it’s too late Life’s too short so I can’t wait Take me now, oh, don’t you see I can’t get laid in Germany That's not Limp Bizkit. Of course, to each his own, right? I mean, I listen to stuff like TDWP an...
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 12:46
Forum: Retro
Topic: Game of the Decade
Replies: 101
Views: 14539

Re: Game of the Decade

Def Jam Vendetta
by Johnny Fairplay
24 Jan 2011, 12:31
Forum: Hardware
Topic: Behold.... the HD6990
Replies: 9
Views: 350

Re: Behold.... the HD6990

At the rate these cards are growing in size, pretty soon your motherboard will slot into the graphics card :D