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proaTt :shocked: Hey, you look rather sore! Go to your local Health Shop and get some Bee Wise - marvelous remedy! Seriously, it's made from bee's wax and all sorts of other goodies and helps your skin to heal and not leave bad scars. Some chemists also stock it. BUNNY HUNTING ? ? ? ! ! ! AND WOT A...

Oh Thrall, please look after yourself and come home safely - soon Hope your Christmas wasn't too bad - make sure you're back home before the next one!

And to the Black Watch guys: So glad most of you guys made it home for Christmas! :xmas:

I wonder how much money the bosses are saving on their phone bills?

Morning Jee

Please tell me your latest on the meet.

Where will you be meeting? Is parking easy/available or will it be full of rubbernecks and pappie-kyks? (I'll be coming by car not bike so I know parking could be a prob.)

What time?

Can we smoke there? *nerves are jangled*

Isn't it because we do the grocery shopping . . . and think with our brains instead of other parts?

Won't goat's milk make you Feta?

Mmmm, Mayo, sardines & condensed milk . . . Midnight Feasty?

But what about people who go away for say 3 or even 4 months or if they're in hospital for a long stay? They shouldn't be penalised. Maybe if someone hasn't posted for a year their membership should fall away and if they come back and find their password unacceptable they have to bow and scrape and ...

Lettuce & Peanut Butter & Bacon and Gherkin Salad anyone? :wow:

Iceblade, have you been dragging your blade in the mud? Or is it covered with sticky brown stuff?

Belix Use a 2" thick piece of Asbestos sheeting inbetween, and get breathing problems instead.... Asbestos is NO joke :cry: Be very careful with it. It doesn't just cause breathing problems - it KILLS - a long slow, extremely painful struggle and not worth the risk. Jee if, for instance, you e...

DJT Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:18 am Did anyone know that Madgic is the oldest user still posting, followed by Cameron and then snipeers. Blessed Confusion Reigns comes next, GBSOD, Sonic1, JediWannabe, and then me (DJ T). I am the 517th member. Out of those 500 odd members, only 8 members still p...

Hmmmm! Thanks for that Rust Bucket! Gave me a damn good chuckle!

At this time of the year us East Coasters get inundated with visitors - they can drive you crazy, but we have to keep our sense of humor . . .so how about some Christmas Ho Ho Ho's? Letters to & from Santa (he was having a bad day) Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben ...

All i need is ze bodie...

Will let you know . . . Have a function to do that night so time might be tight!

*sigh* Went platinum in the early hours of this morning and forgot to log out* :oops: Oi Madgic... are you going to shine your presence onto your minions? Come join us.. Minions? Hang on . . . need my dictionary. It sez: Minion = A servile or fawning dependant :oops: Now I wouldn't dare show my face...

I've never met "what" so I guess we'll miss you . . . or whatever?

What do men prefer? Easy chairs or recliners?

Well, he's a parrot with ambition - he wanted to be a pheasant . . . but he was plucked!

Do you prefer thongs or songs?

Can't you take a video of that somehow and upload it here. Pretty please. :twisted: NO - if he keeps calling me "ho" I'm going to roast him for Christmas lunch - he's half plucked already :twisted: *Mmmm . . . maybe I should video the whole thing . . . naaaaaaah, bad idea. It would probab...

Ribs with Barbie-cute-sauce? :wink: Another one for the Chauvinistically-challenged :twisted: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APP...

Iced Coffee?

Did you know that chameleons turn grey after dark? Where does Neon get his color from at night?

Men


(Pssssst . . . Thanks for the rib!)

Isn't it time for some Irish coffee?